If lost in the woods, who do you ask for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
The out-of-tune tenor sax player.  The other two indicate that you're hallucinating.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a tenor sax?
1. Lawnmowers sound better in small ensembles.
2. You can tune a lawnmower.
3. The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and do not return it.
4. The grip.

What is the difference between a bari-sax and a chain saw?
1. Vibrato.
2. The exhaust.

What do a saxophone and a baseball bat have in common?
People cheer when you hit them with a bat.

You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G. You have a gun but only two bullets.  What do you do?  Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

How do you tune a saxophone and a trumpet?
Shoot the saxophone.

How many saxophones does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, it takes at least 20 to figure out the lights are even out.

What is the difference between Kenny G and M. Ravel's Bolero?
What is the difference between Kenny G and M. Ravel's Bolero?
What is the difference between Kenny G and M. Ravel's Bolero?
What is the difference between Kenny G and M. Ravel's Bolero?
What is the difference between Kenny G and M. Ravel's Bolero?
What is the difference between Kenny G and M. Ravel's Bolero?
What is the difference between Kenny G and M. Ravel's Bolero?

Kenny G gets on an elevator and says "Wow! This rocks!"

Why did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes?
Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion.