Date: 11-28-90 (15:03)           Number: 23951     Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: RICK KUNZ                  Refer#: 23925
From: JEFFERY FOY                  Read: NO
Subj: WOW                          Conf: (1) Valuser

RK>Yeah, Sysop walks Greenlake a couple times a week now.
RK>About 40 minutes around, so it's probably good for me. 

Yeah, all that rain and wind *is* good for you. Look what it did for the
I-90 bridge... 

Jeff
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 * SLMR 1.05 * Rules: Rules are for when brains run out.
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Date: 11-28-90 (17:24)           Number: 23955       Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: JEFFERY FOY                Refer#: 23951
From: RICK KUNZ                    Read: YES
Subj: WOW                          Conf: (1) Valuser

>Yeah, all that rain and wind *is* good for you. Look what it did for th
I90 bridge... 

 Yep. There's a new name for that bridge -- BOB! 
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Date: 11-28-90 (17:45)           Number: 23958       Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: BOB WALTHERS               Refer#: 23933
From: FRED KAUFMAN                 Read: NO
Subj: Water?                       Conf: (1) Valuser

BW> * DeLuxe2/386 #3597 * Pssst...wanna buy a floating bridge...cheap?
                                              ^^^^^^^^

Is that deceptive advertising or Bait and fish?

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 * EZ 1.33 * Tag, you're it!
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Date: 11-28-90 (17:57)           Number: 23961       Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: ALL                        Refer#: NONE
From: RICK KUNZ                    Read: NO
Subj: TAGLINE                      Conf: (1) Valuser

OK, here's the Poverty Rock tagline of the day:


 * SnurdMail 432.106 * Cast Iron Sinks. (So do bridges)
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Date: 11-28-90 (20:05)           Number: 23966       Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: FRED KAUFMAN               Refer#: 23958
From: BOB WALTHERS                 Read: YES
Subj: Water?                       Conf: (1) Valuser

BW> * DeLuxe2/386 #3597 * Pssst...wanna buy a floating bridge...cheap?
                                              ^^^^^^^^
FK>Is that deceptive advertising or Bait and fish?

   Actually, it's more like Bait and Sink.
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 * DeLuxe2/386 #3597 * Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal
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Date: 11-28-90 (20:05)           Number: 23968       Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: RICK KUNZ                  Refer#: 23955
From: BOB WALTHERS                 Read: NO
Subj: WOW                          Conf: (1) Valuser

>Yeah, all that rain and wind *is* good for you. Look what it did for th
RK>I90 bridge... 

RK> Yep. There's a new name for that bridge -- BOB! 

   Ya sure, you betcha. The new name, of course,
   is "Bridge UNDER Troubled Waters."

   

   It all goes to show that Seattle is getting too big for its
   britches--er, bridges.
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 * DeLuxe2/386 #3597 * Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Date: 11-28-90 (20:40)           Number: 23969       Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: BOB WALTHERS               Refer#: 23968
From: RICK KUNZ                    Read: YES
Subj: WOW                          Conf: (1) Valuser

>   It all goes to show that Seattle is getting too big for its
>   britches--er, bridges.

 We should send I-90 to Weight Watchers; that way it could stay away
 from the bloating fridge!
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Date: 11-28-90 (22:18)           Number: 23972       Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: JEFFERY FOY                Refer#: 23951
From: FRED KAUFMAN                 Read: YES
Subj: WOW                          Conf: (1) Valuser

JF>RK>Yeah, Sysop walks Greenlake a couple times a week now. About 40 minutes
JF>RK>around, so it's probably good for me. 
JF>
JF>Yeah, all that rain and wind *is* good for you. Look what it did for the
JF>I90 bridge... 

Took the bulge right to the bottom - yup death the ultimate DIEt.
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 * EZ 1.33 * Tag, you're it!
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Date: 11-28-90 (07:23)           Number: 371         Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: ALL                        Refer#: NONE
From: RICK KUNZ                    Read: NO
Subj: BURMA-SHAVE SIGNS            Conf: (105) Chuckles

Just got a great book called "The Verse by the Side of the Road" -- it
chronicles the history of those Burma-Shave signs which were on so many
country roads, from their beginning in 1925 to 1963, the year they all
came down. Hard to believe it's been 27 years! Wonderful book if you can
find it. Two favorites:

       Said Juliet
       To Romeo
       If you don't shave
       Go homeo.
       (Burma-Shave)

       Don't lose your head
       To save a minute
       You need your head
       Your brains are in it.
       (Burma-Shave)

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Date: 11-29-90 (14:47)           Number: 23987       Poverty Rock PCBoard
  To: RICK KUNZ                  Refer#: 23955
From: JEFFERY FOY                  Read: NO
Subj: WOW                          Conf: (1) Valuser

RK> Yep. There's a new name for that bridge -- BOB! 

Yeah, I guess when they told it to sink or swim, it decided to sink
(since it couldn't swim)... Hehe.

Jeff
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 * SLMR 1.05 * Homey don't play that!