Last Updated: 1/17/99
Chorale - Chorale reefs are found in tropical seas.
Choir - To get. When I went to the mall, I a-choired many new clothes.
Salto - Salto Claus
Schluss - Half-melted snow.
Degli - Where you go to buy a sandwich
Giusto - A giusto of wind.
Picardy Third - Captain Jean-Luc Picardy the Third.
Principio - The guy whose office you get sent to if you're bad at school.
Vox - A cute little animal with a fuzzy tail.
Fret - To become annoyed or worried.
Flamenco - A bright pink bird.
Comodo - After you drink a lot of Pepsi, you have to use the comodo.
Euphonium - When you get a cute boy's number, euphonium
Brass - What you sit on (those jeans don't fit me because I have a big brass
Anima - Japanese Animation.
Divisi - What you do in math class.
Grave - Where you bury someone.
Pomposo - What cheerleaders wave about.
Troppo - A company of soldiers.
Ma Sonore - What your ma does at night. She sonores a lot.
Brahms - What you get when you win 3rd place at the Olympics. A Brahms Medal.
Lizst - What you make when you go to the store. A shopping Lizst.
Wagner - The pioneers crossed the prairie in covered Wagners.
Kenny G - Oh my god! They killed Kenny G! You B******!
Andante - Movie. "Andante's Peak".
Forte - 1.) Where you go to hide from the enemy.
2.) Your age when you go over the hill.
Piano - Actor. Piano Reeves.
B flat - A squashed insect.
C sharp - Having extremely good eyesight.
A flat - What you ask a mechanic to fix.
Clarinet - Clare's hairnet.
Bassoon - A monkey.
Oboe - 1.)What you shoot arrows with. (Hey, it could be considered a weapon!)
2.)Someone who goes around doing odd jobs.
Trumpet - A cat named Trum.
Trombone - What a dog chews on.
Cello - Snack that Bill Cosby advertises. There's always room for Cello!
Saxophone - The phone in Sacs department store.
Piu mosso - Stinky moss.
Timpani - Tim's underwear.
Flute - 1.)The thing in a chimney.
Tenuto - What's on your feet. Ten toes.
Waltz - What you hang pictures on.
Ben Marcato & Ben Sostenuto - Two guys who live down the road!
Adagio - A canine.
Assai - What you write in English class.
Grazioso - Spanish for "Thank You"
Largo - Baby flies.
Pesante - Pace Pesante sauce.
Poco a poco - What the boys who sit behind you in class do to your back.
Ritardando - Someone who is extremely retarded. A blonde.
Dolce - Man who ran against Clinton and lost.
Da capo - 1.) The man who chases you when you rob a bank.
2.) Wasn't that the guy in Titanic?
Bach - Opposite of front.
Schubert - The shoe of the Sesame Street character.
Bizet - The sound a bee makes.
Hayden - The Greek god of the underworld.
Alto - Al's toe.
Tenor - When you're not sure how many you have. Tenor eleven.
Mozart - Picture that Moe drew.
Bass - What you steal in baseball.
Handel - What you hold something by.
Pachebel - Putting a bell in a suitcase.
Chopin - What you do to vegetables.
Treble - Furry little creature from Star Trek episode "Trouble with Trebles." (Did you really think I wouldn't find a way to put a Trek reference in here?)
Classical music - Van Halen. (Seriously, a kid at my high school thought that!)
Baroque - When something needs to be fixed.
Dal segno - Here's your sign!
Violins - Killing or hurting somebody
Compose - To rot in a landfill.
Symphony - Something fake.
Bar line - The line you stand in to get a beer.
Minuet - The diet of a cannibal.
Time Signature - The autograph of a clock.
Accent - What an axe smells like.
Key Signature - How the lock recognizes the right key.
Conductor - Thing that relays electricity.
Viola - A shade of purple.
Guitar - What a construction worker says when he runs out of tar.
Percussion - What you get when you hit your head (of course anyone in band knows your head DOES hurt when you stand too close to the percussion section!)
Band - A stretchy rubber thing.
Sousaphone - Sue's telephone.
Subito - Judge Ito's sandwich.
Harmony - Money belonging to a female.
Melodies - When a guy named Mel overdoses. (Mel OD's)
Pianissimo - When you have to go really bad!
Opera - Talk show host. Opera Winfrey.
Sonata - Singer. Frank Sonata.
Coda - Something you have to break. (Code)
Tambourine - A boring guy named Tam.
Mezzo piano - A piano with a lot stuff on it. (Messy piano.)
Quasi - Hunchback of Notre Dame.
A tempo - What your parents lose when they're mad at you.
Molto - 1.) Chocolate drink.
2.) Something a bird does.
Tutti - 1.) Jelly bean flavor.
2.) Character from "Facts of Life."
Piu - Awful smell.
Tremelo - A soft drink. Tremelo Yellow.
Cadenza - Character from Seinfield.
Fermata - What you do to grapes to get wine.
Allargando - A reptile similar to a crocodile.
Soli - What you order at a seafood restaurant. Filet of soli.
Quartet - 25 cents.
Piano-forte - Where you hide your piano during a war.
Trio - What you build a treehouse in.
Quintet - TV show. Dr. Quintet, Medicine Woman.
Solo - When it's not very high, it's solo.
Dolore - The car in "Back to the Future."
Banjo - When Joe does somthing bad, you ban Joe from your chatroom.
Trill - Jack and Jill went up the trill to fetch a pail of water.
Medley - What you win at the Olympics. Comes in gold, silver or bronze.
Accidental - When you wet your pants, you've had an accidental.
Mouthpiece - The mouth of a Mr. PotatoHead.
Strauss - When you've had a bad day, you're Straussed-out
Slur - A sign of respect given to a male. Yes, slur or no, slur.
Valse - What you store money or valuables in.
Spiegato - A dish eaten with meatballs
Cantando - Something a blonde can't do. . .Cantando to ten.
Tornando - a bad wind storm.
Agritato - A class you take to be a farmer.
Minore - Someone under the age of 18.
Lento - Stuff found in a clothes dryer.
Metronome - The stadium that the Minnesota Twins play in.
Rubato - July's birthstone.
Stacatto - 1.) When you can't move, you're staccato.
2.) Plaster for coating outside walls.
Timbre - Wood.
Syncopation - A sink in a hospital. Sink of a patient.
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