"I make a motion to change the word 'motion' to 'major discussion topic event.'" -- Sara
Dr. Downing: Where is this mode from? You should get this if you know anything about me.
Ashley Brown: Canada?
Jakky: Where on Long Island are you from?
Andrew: That's right!
Katie: That's Right, Long Island.
"I have a lot of land. We could make a square in one of my fields, and it could be That's Right! But it wouldn't be on Long Island. It would be That's Right, Long Island, We're In Schenectady!" -- Katie
Parallel dimensions to That's Right: Sure Thing, You Betcha
Evil town: W'sha!
"The Chicken With the Flaxen Hair." -- Andrew, as he clucked the tune to the famous Debussy prelude: The Girl With the Flaxen Hair
"Graduate? Don't do that, Andrew." -- Dan Lerner giving a pep talk.
"April fools cake! Surprise, it's pizza!" -- Jason, trying to say angel food cake
"I can't blow when you look at me like that." -- JenGa
"It's like having Zeus over for dinner!" -- Sara, as I tried to figure out what to do with Mike Noll for three hours
"Andrew, it's ten minutes to Noll." -- JenGa
"It's three minutes to Noll!" -- JenGa
"I don't want to be here alone when the sex comes back!" -- Sara
"Andrew! What are you doing here? It's five past Noll!" -- JenGa
Sara: What time is it?
JenGa: Noll 35
"Oh my G-d, Mike Noll just ice skated right past me!" -- Juice (DA), who was unaware that the VP of Chapter Development was in attendance.
Andrew: There's a puddle of JenGa at my feet.
Sara: Better get a Swiffer Wet.
"I'm lonely and horny. Let's get him in the frat." -- Jess Cohen
Andrew: I don't have my gloves.
Jess C: I'm just too mature.
(Our reasons for not joining the snowball fight)
"Ham and eggs. The chicken participated in the breakfast. The ham, the pig was committed." -- Mike Noll
"JenGa is androgynous. She can be whatever sex is necessary." -- Lindsay
Ken(DA): Abby will kill you if she finds out you said that.
Chris or Don: You're threatening us with your girlfriend?
"You haven't read about string theory? Good G-d, man!" -- Lindsay
"We usually just blame Don when girls get upset." -- Dan Lerner
"It says 'A required resource was,' and it wants me to click 'okay.' But it's not okay!" -- Andrew
"It took me five tries to be Prokofiev!" -- Andrew
"I was Tchaikovsky twice. Apparently the internet has gaydar." -- Andrew
"Not everyone can be Prokofiev." -- Aaron
"Join the Stravinsky cult! Welcome to Stravinskyland, if the polychords don't get you, the mixed meter will!" -- Aaron
Andrew: I'm so jealous of Mike! And Hope! Hope's Prokofiev too.
Katie: Um ... drink more vodka!
"I'm gonna go to bed because I'm a dizzy reindeer." -- Katie
Kathleen: "Some people call me Maurice!"
Andrew: I'm scared of those people.
(See 12/18)
"Snood should be in the Olympics." -- Kathleen
Andrew: On Thanksgiving, this is what the animal does.
Jason: It DIES!
(We were playing Taboo, the answer was gobble)
"Sexism always happens. You guys should be used to it by now." -- Jason, to a room full of girls.
Kathy: Because of people like you!
Jason: Who understand.
Brody: That hurt!
Louise: I'm not sorry.
"Everytime he gets hurt he sounds British!" -- VaJenGa, about Brody
"Underground is downstairs"
"I can hear that music, like, through my foot!" -- Jeremiah Davie, on the blasting stereo of the car next to us
Mary: Six inches is kinda big.
Smatt: Isn't that right, Andrei?
"I want to go to the house and be like, 'Ding dong, you suck.'" -- Sara, on the prospect of rejecting a sorority girl.
"She's the one who'll be smiling like a mad woman." -- Sara
"I don't know what's happening, but it's making me make noises." -- Mary
"I love Annabel the most because she means I get to eat!" -- Mary, at the end of a long string of bid deliveries
"I'm trying to remember ... sneeze ... no." -- Andrew, trying to remember why Louise's new name is Dildo
Andrew: Coooooo.
Mary: That's not really a canary sound.
Andrew: Nyip.
Mary: It's more of a chirping.
Andrew: Meow.
Mary: Okay, you're really terrible at chirping.
"They had me at hello." -- Shabi, moved by a Danceworks number.
"I can't read." -- Mary, in the dark
Andrew: It's raining!
Shabi: It's cold!
Benny: It's cold AND it's raining!
Sara: Revelations about the weather!
Mary: It's dark!
Andrew: There are buildings!
"That looks like a party that you eat!" -- Mary, about Sara's colorful salad
"Vomitous chunks abound. Stench riseth. Please save the kitchen before it's too late!" -- Kelly