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October '00
Quote of the Month
"There's no light in my bathroom. I can't see shit." -- Jared (10/1)
10/1
Andrew's car, somewhere on I-81N
"Everyone drive with your doors open! ... and stick a body part out of them ... like your ass! Can I stick my ass out your window?" -- Jennie
Online
"If I ever met Moses, I would say 'You 'da man.'" -- Bekah Ingram
"There's no light in my bathroom. I can't see shit." -- Jared
10/3
Kimmel
"Well I have to go now, it was nice to meet you, and that's my garbage, and thank you very much." -- Katie
10/4
Music Office
"I need to talk to you, Barb, but I'll come back when you look different." -- Dr. Soyars, talking to Tad who was in Barb's chair.
"How do you work this thing?" -- Toni, about Quotebook the Second
10/5
Our House
"If I could, I would festoon myself with the word 'clearly!'" -- Mike
10/6
Outside Friday's in Albany
"Some stories never go out of style. Erika's were born that way." -- Jennelle
10/7
Andrew's House (home)
"Now you're in college, and we're not! That's backwards!" -- Kathleen, on the phone with Sara
10/11
Our House, the kitchen specifically
"We don't have a garbage can anymore. We have a garbage area. Just throw your trash at that side of the room .... And THIS, is the DISHWASHER!" -- Betsy. You really really had to have been there.
10/12
Setnor Auditorium, Convocation
"You're clearly somebody's mommy." -- Kelly, about Judy Hamilton.
Celebrities! at Our House
"He's very Catholic, so much so that he's in charge of the whole business." -- Sara, describing the Pope
10/13
Online
"She's very neaky for a large breast." -- Tompy, describing, well duh. How many large breasts do you know?
10/14
Our House
"She's got boobs like we've got cookies!" -- Betsy, comparing a woman with an H bra size to our overwhelming supply of leftover recital cookies.
10/16
Palindromes that crack me up.
A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda. (this one had Mike and me on the floor laughing)
A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal: Panama. (bet you didn't know much went into the implementation of that thing)
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
Online
"Tuesdayless fool!" -- Kathleen, berating me for having no classes on Tuesday. :)
10/18
Walking to Crouse in the morning
"Wouldn't it be great if you could send all the bitchy people in your life to detention?" -- Betsy
Crouse
"Moose have antlers. Elk have ANTLERS!" -- Bekah
"It's like theory all over again, times ten!" -- Jessica Kielb, about counterpoint
Saraland
Trevor: But if you get a tattoo, you'll be a bad Jew!
Sara: My left leg's not Jewish.
10/19
Gina's room in Bucknell
Sara: If you look through a balloon, the lights are red.
Andrew: Not if you look through a yellow balloon.
Sara: If you look through both balloons, then one light's yellow and the other light's red. Oh G-d Gina'd better get here soon.
10/20
Sara is funny when she's drunk.
"It's kind of like when a pregnant woman wants a pickle. There's no reason." -- Sara, about wanting to hear "Freak out."
"My mind is saying 'ew gross' but my mouth is saying 'swallow.'" -- Sara, ABOUT BEER. LET THERE BE NO MISTAKE.
"I should always be drunk!" -- Sara. If you are Sara's mom, you shouldn't be reading this.
"The only sense my mind is comprehending right now is beer." -- Sara
"I'm the mysterious slut!" -- Sara, who shall heretofor be known as the Mysterious Slut.
10/21
Applebee's in or around Lewisburg, PA
"I like saying 'no.'" -- Gina
Sara: Marissa was number 42.
Gina: Lucky bitch.
In the car, fighting with the CD player.
"Give me my song back, you bitch!" -- Sara, after a pertinent Ben Folds Five song was cut off.
Zigga-zig-ah now means "fuck that."
Reasons why Andrew is a freak of nature, according to Gina:
1. He doesn't like cheese.
2. He didn't find Austin Powers funny.
3. He can't identify Nirvana songs when he hears them.
Gina's room in Bucknell
"My name is now Fuck You." -- Gina, zigga-zig-ah
10/22
Online
Ben: If he wasn't so obnoxious, would you be receptive?
Andrew: It's hard to tell.
Ben: How's that?
Andrew: It's hard to imagine wat someone would be like if you took away a large piece of their personality.
Ben: I see.
Andrew: It's like, would I vote for G.W. Bush if he wasn't an idiot?
10/24
Online
"I think the third nervous breakdown helped." -- Matt
Kathleen: So why was Matt in Syracuse?
Andrew: To get my alarm clock.
Kathleen: Please don't say that anymore.
On the phone
"Either they're stupid or they're stupid but they're stupid." -- Kathleen
10/26
Our House
"I don't think she's 30. I just think she has big hair." -- Mike, about someone.
Chillin on the corner of S. Crouse and University
"My breath thanks you as it makes words for me. hhhhhh." -- Katie, breathing
10/27
Online
"YANKEES FUCKIN' RULE :) AND IT'S FRIDAY :) :) BUT MEN ARE DICKS - END OF STORY =o" -- Disuhan's away message (which is hard to convey in HTML)
In the Car, between the Carousel Center and Flint.
"Your gaydar needs a new hard drive. Take it to Radio Shack." -- Sara
10/28
On the phone
"I now call him Benji." -- Racquel, after having met Ben Affleck
The "Intensity" Haunted House at the ghetto-spooky Fayetteville Mall.
"The actors will not touch you so please don't slap them." -- Guy at the Haunted House
Halloween party at Dan Bart's friends' apartment
"Is that like a solar yarmulke or something?" -- Miriam, about my costume.
Some guy: What are you supposed to be?
Andrew: Yup.
"I hear it's good luck if the umbilical cord comes out first." -- Eric Van Ostenbridge (first quote!)
Entertainment Weekly Online
"Yes, Folks, 'Book of Shadows' is a movie that tries to frighten us with owls." -- submitted by Kelly
10/31
Online
"Holy shit! Look at all these cool faces I can make!" -- Khristian, discovering the finer points of AIM.
"I'm arguing with him, because arguing is fun when you're right." -- Andrew