Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in
the window seat, the other in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff a fat little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle
seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up
and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for you."  While he was
gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spat in it.

When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the Israeli obligingly went to
fetch it, and while he was gone the other Arab picked up the other shoe
and spat in it.

The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed
the short flight to New York.

As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he
asked.
"This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity...
this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"