1. You stand in "line-ups" at the  movie, not lines.
2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo  Milk".
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine?"
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know that a  mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!?"
7. You don't  hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.
8. You can  drink legally while still a 'teen.
9. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.
10. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel to and has good  cigars.
11. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
12. You're not sure if  the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he  has!
13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
14. You  have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
15. You know that Mounties  "don't always look like that."
16. You read rather than scanned this list.
17. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
18. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
19.  Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sew-on.
20. Unlike any international  assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you probably don't have a Canadian      passport.
21. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive   education in bilingual cereal packaging.
22. You are excited whenever an  American television show mentions Canada.
23. You make a mental note to talk  about it at work the next day.
24. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous
25. You know what a touque is.
26. You know Toronto is not a province.
27. You drink Moosehead beer because of the moose.
28. Backbacon is a food group.
29. You laugh  afterward at some U.S. citizen's lack of knowledge of Canadian geography, but you are too polite to correct them.
30. You use a tennis ball more for road hockey than for tennis