Cinderella was now approaching the ripe old age of 80, having had a
very fulfilling life with the Prince who was had long since passed
away.. She happily sat in her old wooden rocking chair, watching the
world go by from her front porch, her tomcat, Alan, sitting in her
lap for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere appeared the Fairy Godmother. "Oh my,
Fairy God Mother!  What are you doing here after all these years?"
Cinderella asked in amazement.

The Fairy God Mother smiled and warmly said, "Well, Cinderella, you have
lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, so I have decided to grant
you 3 wishes.  Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback but simultaneously overjoyed, and after a brief
few moments of thoughtful consideration, and almost under her breath, she
uttered her first wish:  "I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into pure gold.  Cinderella was
astouded as all her old belongings were similarly transformed.  Alan, her
old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the
porch, hunkering down part-way behind a potted plant with apprehension.

"Oh, thank you, Fairy God Mother!" exclaimed Cinderella, her eyes alight.
The Fairy God Mother beamed and warmly replied, "After all this time, it is
the least I can do for you.  Now, tell me you second wish."

Cinderella strained to look down at her frail body through clouded eyes and
said, "I wish I was once again strong, vibrant, young and full of the
beauty of youth!"  At once her wish became reality:  her vision became
perfect, and her beautiful youthful visage and beautiful golden hair
returned.  Cinderella felt energy welling up, and stirrings deep inside her
which had been dormant for years.  A long-forgotten vigor and vitality
began to course through her very soul.

Smiling warmly, the Fairy God Mother again spoke.  "You have one more wish,
my dear.  What shall you have?"  Cinderella parted her full, ruby lips and
looked over to her frightened cat in the corner. "I wish for you to
transform Alan, my old cat, into a beautiful, strong, handsome young man!"

Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological makeup that, when complete after mere seconds, he stood before
her as a muscular young man -- the likes of which neither she nor anyone
else in the entire world had ever seen -- so fair indeed that birds begun
to dizzily fall from the sky to sing softly at his feet.

The Fairy God Mother adjusted her wand and quickly spoke for the last time.
"Congratulations, Cinderella.  Enjoy your new life!  Bye now!"  And with a
blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone forever.

For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella gazed lovingly into each
others' eyes.  Cinderella sat, tense and breathless, totally amazed to see
the most stunningly perfect man she had ever had the good fortune to cast
her eyes on.  The bronzed Alan strode over to Cinderella who sat transfixed
in her golden rocking chair, trembling with anticipation.  He powerfully
pulled her up to his broad chest and held her close in his young, muscular
arms.  He leaned close to her ear, and breathed as much as whispered,
nibbling at her neck and blowing her golden locks with his sweet, warm
breath . . .

"... I bet you regret having me neutered, don't you?