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April '01
Quote of the Month!
"I'm not evil, I'm just nice with slightly colored morals." -- Kelly, 4/4
4/1
Borders
"Oh, they shouldn't have said that." -- Meredith Yates, looking at a big sign that said "SALE"
4/4
S. Crouse Ave.
"I'm not evil, I'm just nice with slightly colored morals." -- Kelly
Music Office
"Try one. Maybe you'll be the freak that likes them!" -- Katie
4/5
Schine
"Schmutz bad. Hand cream good." -- Kate Harper
Bird Library, study hours
"Chances are, one of the 27,000 good ones is not in the woods." -- Jenga, answering that age-old question, if a man says something and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? (but femenism can lick my round, white ass)
"I'm a pahoehoe, a skanky pahoehoe." -- Sara learns a new word.
4/7
Crouse, dress rehearsal for Eric Maass' recital
"Once again, if I didn't give you a courtesy accidental, it means I don't like you." -- Eric Maass
Andrew's House, the Seder
"Make out with your boyfriend for me." -- Clarice, to Cricket.
Beth Berlin: They just smoked the whole time.
Clarice: That's a shame. There's a Heineken Museum.
(about Amsterdam)
4/8
Hall of Languages, Phi Sigma Pi meeting
"If I don't hear from you I will e-mail your brains off!" -- Nicole Isaacs
Phone
"My alarm clock was like, 'Matt's right!' and didn't go off." -- Matt
4/11
S. Crouse Ave.
"Plethora. Sounds like the Greek goddess of stuff." -- Lisa Preziosi
Sunny 102.1 FM
"It's always sunny in Syracuse!" -- who are you kidding?
Outside Crouse
Andrew: I wanna go back and talk to him.
Lindsay: I would put the sodas down first.
Betsy: I think sodas are sexy.
4/13
Ohio
"This should be called a Flip 'n' Be Uncomfortable." -- Sara
"I share food most of the time.... Some of the time.... Rarely ever do I share food." -- Disuhan
4/16
Crouse
"Did the ... shaving of the ... gone!" -- Taralyn, about the absence of my goatee.
"Adam, tell the apple juice to stop staring at me." -- Hope. Working at the music office seems to have had adverse affects on her.
4/18
The MAgic Flute
"Soon you will see her, or never!" -- The chorus.
"When people don't like each other, there is no happiness in the world." -- Pamina and Papageno.
4/20
Crouse
"I respect the fact that you don't know what that means." -- Steve Palumbo, about some word that he used.
"You haven't seen Schindler's List shame on you!" -- Ida, and yes, it was one sentence.
Phi Sigma Pi induction
"I'm a frat boy." -- Sara being cute.
"I love you, even though you are a skank." -- Dana Goldstein, on her paddle for Louise
Bonds: How come you didn't hit Andrew?
Louise: Because he's behind me.... Fine, I'll hit him.
Bonds: Don't hit Andrew!
Kimmel
"You have the maturity level of a snake." -- Bonds, to Louise
Smatt's house
"College started tonight. The rest of the year was just warm up." -- Sara.
Seth: Don't let Mary get in trouble!
Andrew: Stuff her in a suitcase.
Miriam: Or you can stuff her in your pants.
(To Cory, as he left to bring a drunken Mary back to her dorm)
4/21
The Semiformal
"ONE, TWO, THREE, SENIORS!!!! Clap, dammit, clap!!" -- Pat
4/22
Hendricks Chapel
"It's not that our country doesn't ask us what to do, it's just that they're like, 'Wait a minute, Survivor's on.'" -- Nikki
Jessica: You know those receptions for prospective freshmen?
Nikki: No, tell me about them!
Sarafina (Clarice's car), somewhere between Syracuse and Queens
Andrew: Don't eat my feet!
Cricket: Don't eat my head!
Andrew: You eat my feet, I kick your head.
Cricket: If I eat your feet, you can't kick my head!
"I'm not preferable." -- Bonds, who had no preference.
"There's too much darkness in the world today whoops there go the magazines." -- Andrew
4/23
Clark's Summit, outside Krispy Kreme
"When fat women wear pink, they remind me of cotton candy." -- Cricket
4/24
e-mail
"Copious is a synonym for egregious, in this context. Basically I'm bringing a hell of a lot of fruit." -- Meredith
4/26
Online
Benny: Excelsis, so to speak.
Andrew: Gloria that, yo.
4/27
Club Windstar, en route to Alpha Beta
"Is Dealey from Texas or Pluto?" -- Mary
"What inspires musicians to put an 'ooh' here and an 'aah' there and a squeaky bird noise here? 'You know what I think would sound good in this spot? If I sounded like a cockateil right now.'" -- Mary
"We're not a fucking Pinto!" -- Mary, to the enormous truck that was leaving us no room to get into the right lane.
"Good Idea/Bad Idea. Good idea: singing along to the music on your [car] stereo. Bad idea: signing along to the music on your [car] stereo." -- Benny
4/28
Outside the Best Western, College Park, MD
"Ohhhhhhh nnnnnyip!" -- Lindsay, orgasmically, and I don't remember why.
The Alpha Beta Shipwreck Party
"Benny is my favorite white boy dancer." -- Sara, observing the 'Bye Bye Bye' display.
The Best Western
"You can't be indifferent to specialty pasta! You're either for it, or against it!" -- Sara, taking an adamant stand on Tortellini.
4/29
Club Windstar, near Throop
"Throop! There it is!" -- Benny
"There's an emu farm by my house. Well, it was originally a dairy farm but then they branched out into emus." -- Mary gets stranger and stranger every day :)
4/30
The Quad
"You're lucky I'm not thousting and shalting you!" -- Clarice, engrossed in Early English.