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February '01
Quote of the Month:
"Heidi ho? Is that like a Swedish prostitute?" -- Dr. Downing, 2/23
2/1
Crouse, Convo
Dr. Waggoner: Professor Karpoff, you've heard the phrase "Barn Burner," right?
Dr. R. Karpoff: Yeah, I'm old.... Thanks!
"It's a benefit concert so I can't pay you, but I will do your laundry, cook you dinner, babysit your pet, child, roommate...." -- Kelly
"I'm too tired to be witty." -- Dana
Mary's room
Jen: I dated a pirate from Peter Pan once.
Mary: Oh my G-d, you two have so much in common!
"So everything with a vagina looks the same?" -- Jen, after I said that I couldn't tell the Omicron class apart because they're all girls (except for Peter)
Club Windstar
"We lost four brothers. Damn Will & Grace! Damn them!" -- Mary, after I almost killed Jen, Ali, and her by leaving the oven on while we were watching will & Grace.
"Andrew's not really a bad driver. There's just a lot of close calls." -- submitted by Mary (She doesn't remember who said it)
2/2
The House
"While leaning on a vibrator, Kelly faked an orgasm for Adam on her birthday." -- Kelly, and if you want to know, just ask :)
Online
"Ooh, Wind Ensemble's cancelled. I think I'll ... drive to New Hampshire." -- Katie's away message.
2/3
Online
Alyssa: Are you hungry?
Andrew: I could be.
Alyssa: I love that answer. Only boys say that.
The House (I ran out of names for it)
"For my next trick, I'm going to change my pants!" -- Mike
Brenda: I mow the lawn with a rake!
Abby: That's silly for G-d's sake!
"Envelope. Welcome to America." -- Abby's commentary on Sara's French pronunciation of "envelope"
2/4
Kimmel, after chapter
"I hardly hang." -- Hannah Bee, about her boobs.
2/5
Music History (always a good source of quotes)
"Wiggle?" -- Dr. Downing, trying to tune a harpsichord.
Andrew: Hope smells.
Dana: The lesser known sequel to "Hope Floats."
2/6
Kelly's Car
"Women intuitively know when ice cream is needed." -- Kelly
2/8
The scary Denny's, Rochester
"I'd like to drive a big wiener." -- Andrew
"He seems a lot more responsive to us now that he thinks we're high." -- Sara, about the waiter
"Oh, the SECRET DINER! The one that only WE know about! It's a miracle it stays in business! And let me guess, the food's cheap too!" -- Annie
Gilbert Hall, Rochester
Andrea: That was the most twisted mental display I've ever seen.
Amanda: Hey! I'm not twisted ... and I'm not mental ... and I don't do displays.
2/9
How Well Do You Know Your Brothers, Hall of Languages
"Oh man, I can see Hannah going both ways." -- Carolyn, asked whether Hannah R. likes rock or pop music.
Pat: If you guess wrong, you have to take a shot, or if you don't want to, you don't have to.
Andrew: Yes, you always have the option of not being cool.
2/10
Club Windstar
"I don't know if I'll be there. I might get tied up with the stripper." -- Louise
Phone, I think
"They didn't teach us how to say 'fuck off' or anything useful like that." -- Cricket, about her sojourn in Italy
Online
"Bring scissors. Mine decided that there were cooler places to hang out." -- Dannyboy
2/12
Housity House House
"I've met tornadoes that are more patient than my father." -- Meghan (First quote!!)
"It's a romantic ... dramedy ... I love Tom Hanks in that movie." -- Betsy, trying to classify Sleepless in Seattle, and then giving up.
Online
"I have 3x10^5 things to do this week." -- Dannyboy, being all sciency (and if anyone knows how to do superscript in HTML, please email me )
2/13
Online
Andrew: I ain't afraid of no fish.
Katie: That's what my last Valentine said, may he rest in peace.
2/15
HOUSENESS
"All my classes were half empty. Actually they were half full because I choose to be optimistic." -- Ali
2/17
The Crackfiend Consortium, Andrew's House, Syracuse, NY
Disuhan: I've never had cheese on pasta before.
Kathleen: Macaroni & cheese, ...baked ziti, ...LASAGNA, ...EVERYTHING EVER!
Andrew: Is something taking off?
Sara Litwell: My modeling career.
(note: Sara Litwell is Sara Rosehill)
Disuhan: I need silence!
Hoter: Why, are the lambs coming?
2/18
Hendricks Chapel
"The church became soft and mushy." -- Thom Davenport
2/20
Miriam's apartment
"One. Two. Where are my shoes? Three. Four. I can't go out the door without my shoes!" -- Andrew
Online
Alli: :)
Andrew: Nyip
Alli: Snarfle.
Andrew: Wippy!
Alli: Wippy snippy!
Andrew: I love our talks.
2/21
Music Office
"Mother bad word!" -- Shiela Stanton (first quote!)
In Meghan's car on Erie Blvd.
"We're so good at locking things up you can't get in!" -- Meghan, about the Locksmith with no door.
2/23
Crouse
"Heidi ho? Is that like a Swedish prostitute?" -- Dr. Downing
Panda West
Jessica Kuhlman: Does he have any friends?
Bryanna: Yes, but they all live in the Internet.
2/28
Bird Library (the section we were allowed to be in)
"I'm going to hurt Seth if you don't fuck me tonight!" -- Jenn Gagliano, to Smatt
"Ew you licked me! ...I kinda liked it." -- Ali (Crackfiend potential surfaces)