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February '03
Quote of the Month
Brian: Clauda Pennock Todd was NOT the first woman inducted into Phi Sigma Pi.
Beta Epsilon: ::GASP!::
(2/8/03)
2/1
the car
"I don't understand the concept of trying to communicate information about yourself through your liscence plate." -- Dad, on vanity plates
Xando Cosi
Debi: I haven't smoked since last month.
Andrew: That was yesterday.
2/2
Borders
Dwight: Lori wants to be invited to the party.
Lori: Well yeah, seeing as how it's in my house.
Online
"Nothing says loving like a naked boy in a box." -- Alana
"I'm pretty sure Andrew in some language translated into English means fabulous." -- Alana. (creatively complimenting Andrew is a sure way to get into the Quotebook)
2/3
Suffolk Community College:
The Saltine Incident
Andrew: Wanna go get a bite to eat?
Matt from ASL: Nah, I had some crackers before I came here.
Online:
The Aftermath
Andrew: See you Friday!
Matt (real Matt): I won't eat until then.
Andrew: Great. I'll bring a packet of saltines. We'll feast.
"You should bring him some birdseed to class. 'Hey, here's dinner for the week.'" -- Mary
Talking online about other gay men
Andrew: [He's] a guy I met at gay.com. He went to RPI!
Sara: I wonder if Erika hates him.
2/4
More aftermath
"Be careful. If he eats crackers, he is very close to cheese." -- Kathleen :)
2/5
Borders
"Once upon a time there was a bunch of ugly smelly children and one of them touched me and I chopped off their heads and sold them on ebay." -- Dwight, on why he shouldn't do storytime.
online
"There should be a battle of the bands with [Staind] in it. Against a band called BLEACH! It would be a great Clorox commercial. Unless Staind won. Then it would be a good crap commercial." -- Kathleen
2/6
Holly's car, before I broke it.
"We must be getting close to Syracuse. Look up at the sky and notice that the sun is nowhere to be found." -- Holly
2/7
The Spamfactory, playing Trivial Pursuit
"I am the official waste of space of the Beta Epsilon chapter." -- Lusky, on her semi-alumna status.
"I'm glad you're so ghetto." -- Lusky, to Andrew, who'd just correctly answered a question about a rap group.
"When in doubt, sponge cake." -- Lindsay, employing our default answer (not unlike Condoleeza Rice).
2/8
Spaghetti Warehouse
"I must hold my left breast to contain my excitement." -- classic Jess Cohen.
"You don't have to save the world. If you did, that would be one hell of a service project." -- Brian Beedenbender, during his speech.
Brian: Clauda Pennock Todd was NOT the first woman inducted into Phi Sigma Pi.
Beta Epsilon: ::GASP!::
"Something about you now reminds me more of a muppet than when you went here." -- Brenda, to Andrew.
Jason's abode
"That is sexual harrassment and I don't have to take it, but I will." -- Ali
2/9
Kimmel
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're in a snowglobe?" -- Jess Cohen
"I have a really funny quote. 'Winter in Syracuse is like unprotected sex...' I don't remember the rest." -- Lusky.
"Winter in Syracuse is like a frustrated goat. Goodnight folks!" -- Andrew
Ricca: I got boobed.
Jess Cohen: You got boobs? Welcome to womanhood. Mazel tov.
Erin and Ali's apartment
(the apartment formerly known as Louise's apartment)
"If you don't believe in Santa Claus in my house, then he doesn't bring you any presents." -- Erin Shaw
Newhouse A-thing (after chapter)
"I think Aaron Propes should come to the Things dinner. He's the first anyThing." -- Holly
Someone: Where's Kim?
Annabel: I ate her.
Andrew: You couldn't wait for Panda West?
Annabel: I was hungry! She tastes like chicken.
2/14
Happy Founders and Nothing Else Day
Andrew: It's Deaf Night!
Dan: Oh, and here I am without my pot roast.
2/15
online
"I CAN'T like guys who have totally stupid hands." -- Margaret
"Blue eyes, hands, and being male are EXCELLENT features to have." -- Margaret
"I'm sure the sex is just NOT as interesting if the guy has no arms." -- Margaret
2/16
in the car
"'So what did you eat last night? What are you going to eat tonight? Did you hear about the weather in New York?'" -- Mom, on the preferred conversation topics of elderly Floridians
online
"Why is a degree called a bachelor? Do they give us single men when we graduate? NO." -- Kathleen
"My computer had indigestion. *burp* " -- Lindsay
"I look like a gnome! Stick me on your front lawn!" -- Lindsay, on this picture of her and Julia:

2/19
online
Racquel: I am 35$ gay.
Andrew: Wow, you're cheap.
Borders
Dwight: Ask me why Renee has a fork in her backpack.
Andrew: Dwight, why does Renee have a fork in her backpack.
Dwight: Because she's blonde. Blondes always carry forks with them, for emergencies. Just in case they need to fork something.
"And then I hit this huge pothole and I was like 'Oh no! That definitely made my CD skip!'" -- Antonya, whose car is in need of repair.
2/24
The Sluice
"Santiago's gettin frisky with his frosty!" -- Hoter