2/1 - Online with Kathleen

"Andrew Berman is NO sidewalk!" -- Kathleen

2/2 - Dining Hall

"Oh look, it's Paul, Mark, Manisha, and Sarah . . . and that guy." -- Alyssa

2/5 -- Randomness

"Dinner sucks!" -- Ron from Graham dining hall
"Excuse me, your armpit's ringing." -- Alyssa
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"We'll treat you with respect, consideration, and understanding, but don't worry, you'll get used to it!" -- Phi Sigma Pi, National Honor Fraternity

2/6 - Acropolis Pizza

"Okay everybody, stay drunk!" -- Cricket
Andrew:  Excuse me, zoo?  Do you have a goat?  We need it for a hazing ritual.
Alyssa:  We promise we'll bring it right back!
Cricket:  And it'll be a lot happier!
"We've discovered that you're Jeffrey Dennis' roommate and have reason to
believe that you may have any number of illegal substances on your person." -- Alyssa

2/8 -- Hi

"In observance of the Jewish holiday, screw you." -- Andrew

2/11 - CIS 252 and the Music Office

"There is an easier way to do this, it's just a little more complicated." -- Dr. Sibert
"I get panpipes, you only get a minor third!" -- Esther Switzenbaum

2/12 - Friday craziness

"If you send me a gun for my birthday, I will owe it to you to shoot myself." -- Miriam
"Miriam wanted to watch Jurassic Park until you tempted her with your naked British men. -- Andrew
"Now, we not free.  Later, we will be free." -- Liu Zhuang(my music theory professor)
"I like your friends, can I have them?" -- Alyssa

2/14 - Making fun of South Park

Alyssa:  Oh my G-d, they killed Beth!
Andrew:  You bastards!

2/15 - Watching Ally McBeal

Beth:  I really want to be one.
Andrew:  Which one, a lawyer or an actor?
Beth:  Either one, they're pretty much the same.

2/16 - Breakfast, CIS 252, and Cortland

"The best part of waking up, is weird noises in your cup" -- Cricket
"Please do not feed the stairs." -- Cricket 
"There are 118 people in this course.  There are probably some who aren't paying attention." -- Dr. Sibert
"Welcome to Cortland.  Please don't trip over the bus station." -- Andrew

2/17 - Music Office and Andrew's Room

"I didn't know Sylvie was a goose!" -- Priyantha Fernando (in a fake British accent)
"Welcome to Day 5, Noah is disgusting!" -- Andrew
"It's hard to calculate our GPAs cause they're all so high!" -- Alyssa (on Phi Sigma Pi)

2/19 - Phi Sigma Pi social et. al.

"It's just like rush, minus the black pants." -- Miriam
"And that's why my breast is so dry." -- Clarice Touwsma

2/20 - Carousel Mall

Andrew:  Pomp 
Kathleen:  Wise 
Michelle: Naa

2/21 - Regional Transportation Center (Syracuse), etc.

"It's your decision, but you have no choice." -- Kathleen's dad
"Centro centro centro ." -- Andrew
"Guys who make fun of FAT CHICKS SUCK, and have small dicks." -- The Stairs

2/22 -- Whatever

"The groundhog discussed the incident with his psychiatrist and realized that he did in fact see his shadow." -- Andrew
"A mushroom cloud of stupidity came out of my ears." -- Sue

2/25 - Learning Community Dinner

"That Webster guy knew a lot of stuff about a lot of things." -- Dave Brown (of the Learning Community)
"How do you shut off your computer?  Press START." -- Dr. Von Dran (IST)

2/26 -- Danceworks

Alyssa:  You're just being stupid 
Andrew:  No, I'm just being Jewish.
"Do you have a gun?" -- Esther (in reference to the loud people sitting next to us)
"I only believe in hell for other people." -- Alyssa

2/27 - Cosmo's Pizza, Andrew's Room

"Ew, it's got dirty Esther all over it!" -- Andrew
"I don't know Esther, your ass looks pretty tempting." -- Jessica Kielb
Andrew:  Would you like chicken flavor . . . or something else?
Alyssa:  Ooh, I'll take something else "okay, that's banana-dogshit flavor."

"It's just not a weekend without a stretcher." -- Andrew

2/28 - On the phone with Sue

"I will play a human someday!" - Sue (she tends to continuously play animals in drama productions)