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July '00
Quote of the Month
"Is that a triceratops in your pants or ... should you see a doctor?" -- Sara (7/9)
7/1
The Ground Round
Erika: You know what's fun? Throwing popcorn at the people sitting across from you.
Jennelle: You know what's fun? Beating someone for throwing popcorn at you.
Matt's House
"Why do sixes and nines look the same?" -- Amanda from Rochester
7/3
Andrew's House
"Fingers are like toes only longer." -- Sara
Jen LENIHAN's house
"You'd better be careful or someone's left tit is gonna get their eye poked out!" -- Jen LENIHAN
"I've never had such crunchy skin." -- Disuhan
Sara's Car
"Either go home or stand in the street. Those are your choices." -- Sara
7/4
The Firestation
"I want you to stop coming at my face like that." -- Meredith Abel, not from Rochester
"It's alarming how charming I fuck you." -- Amanda from Rochester
"Oxygen causes thinking, which is bad." -- Skeerky
7/5
Boston Market, where words are not spoken offensively.
"Matt seems to be oblivious about some things, and distressingly observant about others." -- Jennelle
7/6
Erika's House
"I have this horrible nightmare every time I close my eyes that they're gonna send me back to Melville tomorrow." -- Erika
The Diner
"Frog is the ketchup accesory of choice." -- Sara
7/7
Port Jefferson
"Alcohol and penises for everyone!" -- Sara
Online
"She broke the flashlight, so now we can't pee!" -- Disuhan
7/8
John Choinier's Party
"I want to be a radio producer like Roz ... because she's a skanky ho." -- Sara
Deities
Sara: She has a little lamb.
Andrew: And we don't know how her garden grows.
Sara: There's something about her.
7/9
Sara's house
"Is that a triceratops in your pants or ... should you see a doctor?" -- Sara
7/10
Gina's new house in Bay Shore
"She's thinking, 'Look at how oddly small my top is!'" -- Gina
7/11
Online
"I'm such a WHORE! Get these clothes off me!" -- Skrrrky
7/12
Online
"I'm not gonna lose my optimism or else I'm bitch food." -- Christine
Andrew's House
Alex shall heretofor be referred to as Hoter
Disuhan: Queen of the Nile ...
Hoter: Madeline Albright?
"She's gonna whip me with those phalanges!" -- Her royal Hoterness
Andrew: I'm not dead ...
Sara: That's what separates you from Buddy Holly.
"I am the quote maven." -- Sara
"I don't like to be called things, but 'Princess' does nicely.... My parents call me princess, and I like it." -- Disuhan
7/15
Gavin's House, Marathon
"My toes are protected by the white, dirty sock." -- Gavin
7/16
In Cricket's car, somewhere between Ithaca and Marathon
"It would be stupid to die for a frog." -- Cricket
In Matt's car, somwhere between Marathon and Westchester
Diana: Do you normally make strange noises?.
Matt: No, he abnormally makes strange noises, he just makes them on a regular basis.
7/17
Extratek (where Andrew works)
"Some people should just never be near a computer. Two of them are in this room!" -- Kurt
"That could have been dangerous if I was in one of my deleting moods." -- Greg
7/18
Some restaurant across the street from the Dojo
Andrew: I fixed it! I've never fixed anything in my life!
Sara: Well, it's a good habit to have when you break things as often as you do!
(Apparently, I'm destructive)
"It was like G-d was pouring alcohol on me!" -- Sara
7/21
Friendly's
"Gas cost me $39! Prices must be going down." -- Jennelle
Someplace we shouldn't have been :)
"It's nothing permanent yet, we're just engaged." -- Bradley
7/22
Sue's birthday party, at her house
"If I even meet Tim Robbins, I'm gonna kill him!" -- Lori Burdick
Lori: Rachel, are you a mafia ho?
Rachel: No, I'm not even a regular ho!
Kathleen's house, just 'cuz.
"Most Anthonys have mothers!" -- Disuhan
"Last time I checked, ass was a lot hotter than this." -- Jen LENIHAN
7/23
Jen LENIHAN's birthday party, at her house
This quote has been removed at the request of the quotee.
"Welcome to John's AMUSEMENT PARK!" -- Jen LENIHAN, about Hoter
Online
"Egads! This is clearly a story." -- Kelly
"I'm impressed, I think. Or confused. Or maybe compressed." -- Kelly, about the above story.
7/24
Erika's house
"I told her she was dead, and she didn't believe me." -- Erika, about Jennelle
Barnes & Noble
"Oh G-d, they're not bankfaced! That makes me wanna vomit!" -- Erika who, as you may or may not know, works at a bank.
7/25
Email
"The word may not always be mum. It might be bitchumbitchskankin from time to time, and when it's not, it's probably Margaret." -- Kim
Hoterland!
"I can read you like an ass." -- Sara
"Oh my G-d get the porn movie out of my head!" -- The Hoter herself
7/28
Matt's Car, somewhere between Elwood and Schenectady
Andrew: Global warming, or Global Warming.com?
Matt: Global warming. Global Warming.com would be silly.
"Yes, I'd rather you be camping too." -- Matt, to the car in front of us.
"I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!" -- Matt, driving.
7/30
Plainview, Uncle Bill's house
"What's the easiest way for me to tell my mother to get out of here?" -- Reyna Berman, asking for directions
Sara's birthday party, at her house
Andrew: Difference between four and seven, three.
Sara: Having four left instead of seven, priceless.
7/31
Disuhan's Car, after jujutsu
"Come on Christine! Come and be colorful with me!" -- Disuhan, about going to the dojo.