July '00



Quote of the Month

"Is that a triceratops in your pants or ... should you see a doctor?" -- Sara (7/9)


7/1

The Ground Round

Erika: You know what's fun? Throwing popcorn at the people sitting across from you.
Jennelle: You know what's fun? Beating someone for throwing popcorn at you.


Matt's House

"Why do sixes and nines look the same?" -- Amanda from Rochester

7/3

Andrew's House

"Fingers are like toes only longer." -- Sara


Jen LENIHAN's house

"You'd better be careful or someone's left tit is gonna get their eye poked out!" -- Jen LENIHAN
"I've never had such crunchy skin." -- Disuhan


Sara's Car

"Either go home or stand in the street. Those are your choices." -- Sara

7/4

The Firestation

"I want you to stop coming at my face like that." -- Meredith Abel, not from Rochester
"It's alarming how charming I fuck you." -- Amanda from Rochester
"Oxygen causes thinking, which is bad." -- Skeerky



7/5

Boston Market, where words are not spoken offensively.

"Matt seems to be oblivious about some things, and distressingly observant about others." -- Jennelle

7/6

Erika's House

"I have this horrible nightmare every time I close my eyes that they're gonna send me back to Melville tomorrow." -- Erika


The Diner

"Frog is the ketchup accesory of choice." -- Sara

7/7

Port Jefferson

"Alcohol and penises for everyone!" -- Sara


Online

"She broke the flashlight, so now we can't pee!" -- Disuhan

7/8

John Choinier's Party

"I want to be a radio producer like Roz ... because she's a skanky ho." -- Sara


Deities

Sara: She has a little lamb.
Andrew: And we don't know how her garden grows.
Sara: There's something about her.

7/9

Sara's house

"Is that a triceratops in your pants or ... should you see a doctor?" -- Sara

7/10

Gina's new house in Bay Shore

"She's thinking, 'Look at how oddly small my top is!'" -- Gina

7/11

Online

"I'm such a WHORE! Get these clothes off me!" -- Skrrrky

7/12

Online

"I'm not gonna lose my optimism or else I'm bitch food." -- Christine


Andrew's House

Alex shall heretofor be referred to as Hoter

Disuhan: Queen of the Nile ...
Hoter: Madeline Albright?

"She's gonna whip me with those phalanges!" -- Her royal Hoterness

Andrew: I'm not dead ...
Sara: That's what separates you from Buddy Holly.

"I am the quote maven." -- Sara
"I don't like to be called things, but 'Princess' does nicely.... My parents call me princess, and I like it." -- Disuhan

7/15

Gavin's House, Marathon

"My toes are protected by the white, dirty sock." -- Gavin

7/16

In Cricket's car, somewhere between Ithaca and Marathon

"It would be stupid to die for a frog." -- Cricket


In Matt's car, somwhere between Marathon and Westchester

Diana: Do you normally make strange noises?.
Matt: No, he abnormally makes strange noises, he just makes them on a regular basis.

7/17

Extratek (where Andrew works)

"Some people should just never be near a computer. Two of them are in this room!" -- Kurt
"That could have been dangerous if I was in one of my deleting moods." -- Greg

7/18

Some restaurant across the street from the Dojo

Andrew: I fixed it! I've never fixed anything in my life!
Sara: Well, it's a good habit to have when you break things as often as you do!
(Apparently, I'm destructive)

"It was like G-d was pouring alcohol on me!" -- Sara

7/21

Friendly's

"Gas cost me $39! Prices must be going down." -- Jennelle


Someplace we shouldn't have been :)

"It's nothing permanent yet, we're just engaged." -- Bradley

7/22

Sue's birthday party, at her house

"If I even meet Tim Robbins, I'm gonna kill him!" -- Lori Burdick

Lori: Rachel, are you a mafia ho?
Rachel: No, I'm not even a regular ho!


Kathleen's house, just 'cuz.

"Most Anthonys have mothers!" -- Disuhan
"Last time I checked, ass was a lot hotter than this." -- Jen LENIHAN

7/23

Jen LENIHAN's birthday party, at her house

This quote has been removed at the request of the quotee.
"Welcome to John's AMUSEMENT PARK!" -- Jen LENIHAN, about Hoter


Online

"Egads! This is clearly a story." -- Kelly
"I'm impressed, I think. Or confused. Or maybe compressed." -- Kelly, about the above story.

7/24

Erika's house

"I told her she was dead, and she didn't believe me." -- Erika, about Jennelle


Barnes & Noble

"Oh G-d, they're not bankfaced! That makes me wanna vomit!" -- Erika who, as you may or may not know, works at a bank.

7/25

Email

"The word may not always be mum. It might be bitchumbitchskankin from time to time, and when it's not, it's probably Margaret." -- Kim


Hoterland!

"I can read you like an ass." -- Sara
"Oh my G-d get the porn movie out of my head!" -- The Hoter herself

7/28

Matt's Car, somewhere between Elwood and Schenectady

Andrew: Global warming, or Global Warming.com?
Matt: Global warming. Global Warming.com would be silly.

"Yes, I'd rather you be camping too." -- Matt, to the car in front of us.
"I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!" -- Matt, driving.

7/30

Plainview, Uncle Bill's house

"What's the easiest way for me to tell my mother to get out of here?" -- Reyna Berman, asking for directions


Sara's birthday party, at her house

Andrew: Difference between four and seven, three.
Sara: Having four left instead of seven, priceless.

7/31

Disuhan's Car, after jujutsu

"Come on Christine! Come and be colorful with me!" -- Disuhan, about going to the dojo.