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June '00
Quote of the Month
Doug: I'm all wet from your stupid trampoline.
Sara: Maybe the trampoline's like, "I'm all dry from that stupid Doug."
-- 6/15
6/2
Andrew's House
"Doug latex." -- Alex, nobody knows why, not even she.
6/3
Alex's House
"I want to know where you got it so I can go get a ... giraffemoose or something." -- Sara, about Frogbear
"Error: This data chunk contains no data." -- Alex's computer
6/4
Adam's house or Matt's house
"I thought the alcohol would make it better, but it didn't." -- Erika. Yes, Erika.
"I'm going to go visit your bathroom because it was so nice the last two times." -- Erika
"Have some deal with it!" -- Disuhan
Andrew's Car
"A statue A PERSON!" -- Matt, spying an ambiguous figure on the road
"That woman was just standing at the edge of her driveway like 'I'm a statue NO I'M NOT!'" -- Matt
"Will the real slim shady please go away." -- Matt, right on!
6/5
Online
"Girls are never okay, they just play one on TV." -- Matt
6/6
Matt's Basement
Matt: The black ones go under the blue ones.
Andrew: That makes sense, because black sinks and blue rises.
Matt: And they both start with M.
6/7
Pathmark
Gina: Where is it?
Andrew: I think you have it.
Gina: No I don't.
Andrew: Yes you do.
Gina: No I don't!
Andrew: Yes you do!
Gina: No I don't! ...oh, there it is.
6/9
Camping
"And you might have velocification." -- Gina (someone help me out, I don't remember what velocification means)
"The fire is having oral sex with my hamburger!" -- Gina
Gina: Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree?
Matt: Adam is singing out of key. Somebody give me something to bludgeon him with.
(To the tune of that song that goes like that)
"The swooshplunk is going to hit the fan." -- Matt
6/10
More Camping
"You're in what's known as 'The River.'" -- Gina
"Everybody wins because everybody gets wasted." -- Jennelle, about 'Kings.'
"I have breasts and other stuff. I am female!" -- Jennelle is just so damn quotable when she's drunk.
"It's just like peeing in the woods, you just gotta do it." -- Gina
Andrew: I'm very slippery.
Matt: That would be my sleeping bag.
Jennelle: I'm very wobbly.
Matt & Gina: That would be you.
6/11
Andrew's Car
"I could see, if I was G-d, I'd want you to try not to worship other people, that makes sense." -- Gina
"Win a Forerunner from Storerunner! (Sorry, Ferrari didn't rhyme)." -- Billboard
6/12
Adam's house
Andrew: You don't HAVE to be Matt.
Adam: Yes I do.
"I'm wearing a green dress to the prom, but not a real green dress, that's cruel." -- Sara
6/13
Matt's House
"This brings back memories: Andrew stop quoting me, Alex stop raping me, Christine stop raping Adam, Adam where are you going slow down!" -- Jen LENIHAN
"We were very alike, and we attributed that to being similar." -- Matt
6/14
Gina's brother's house
Matt: What's John's full name?
Sara: Are we addressing him by his full name now?
Matt: Well, Jennelle is.
Andrew: What is it about a hot tub that makes you feel so drunk?
Sara: Maybe it's the hot or the tub.
Andrew: Maybe it's the alcohol.
6/15
Andrew's House
"Remember, a neep is only as good as the plastic head it sits on." -- Sue
Doug: I'm all wet from your stupid trampoline.
Sara: Maybe the trampoline's like, "I'm all dry from that stupid Doug."
6/16
Work
"They peel easy, they're juicy, and they make your garbage can smell good." -- Kurt Rosenhagen
Matt's house
Jen Skirkanich: Can I have a penis?
Disuhan: No, I get one first.
"Water's ... not the issue at hand." -- Sara
"Just think, everyday of this year is one day closer to the day you turn 21! ...Actually, it's always been like that." -- Kathleen
"No! Take that off my don't!" -- Andrew
6/17
Kathleen's house
"Less hand towels, more sex." -- Erika
"Shove it and push it until you get the desired effect." -- Jen LENIHAN
6/18
Alex's House
Sara: Is it the toasty-woasty way or the tighty-whitey way?
Alex: The short way.
6/20
Andrew's car
Andrew: Sarah McLauchlin is trapped in my Carnival of the Animals CD!
Sara: She's like, "It smells in here
Online
Andrew: Maybe I'll call you Stupid.
Kim: Maybe Stupid will call you I.
Adam's
"Adam's here, we have enough dip for one evening." -- Jen LENIHAN
Adam: We have screwdrivers!
Matt: Of course you have screwdrivers!
Jen: And a lot of loose screws!
6/21
Titan AE
"My scan is picking up a veritable cornucopia of nothing." -- The guy with webbed armpits.
Clay Pitts Park
"It's really more of a painful clothespin than an enchanted clothespin." -- Sara
6/23
Splish Splash
"There's nothing wrong with foot orgies. Feet need action too." -- Sara
6/26
Online
"I think I'm gonna have a birthday to celebrate my 19th barbeque." -- Jen LENIHAN
6/28
Email
"There is more I could say but I'm tired and sleepy and they
both have similar yet slightly different meanings but I'm becoming redundant so I should go to bed because I'm repeating things." -- Khristian
6/29
Friendly's
"This blows my goat's tush." -- Stephanie.