May '01

Quote of the Month!

"I'm like, 'I'm drunk!' and you're like, 'They shot Bambi?'" -- Sara, 5/14


5/1

The Quad

Andrew: I need sticky mounting spray.
Alyssa F: Hmm, I want some too :)

"Can I come over and adhere things?" -- Andrew, to Emily Frenkel on the phone
"Hey Andrew, when you get that mounting spray, give me a call." -- Alyssa


Kimmel

"You could say 'Dr. Downing, I murdered your son,' and he'd be like 'That's okay.'" -- Dana Wise, on how Dr. Downing's letting Andrew hand in his paper late.
"'Dr. Downing, can I eat your next of kin?' 'Sure!'" -- Dana, same topic.

5/3

Saratoga Steakhouse (I highly recommend it)

Clarice: They're nuns.
Andrew: How do you know?
Clarice: ...I have nundar.


Mary's Room

Andrew: Someone just did a knock and run.
Mary: Come in!
Andrew: "and run."

5/5

A Crackfiend Chatroom

"Time to freeze my bunny again." -- Kathleen

Andrew: I have to go pick up Sara now.
Hoter: yum eat sara


The Carrier Dome, Billy and Elton!!

"Someone go wake up Billy Joel from his nap." -- Sara, at the end of Elton's set.
"And now we pause while Billy Joel amuses himself." -- Sara
"That was just a ploy so Elton could change. While he was playing, green went out of style." -- Sara


Online, on Lindsay's computer

Andrew: I am the opposite of Lindsay
Benny: yasdniL, it's you!

5/6

Online, once again

"I think it might have to do a bit with the profession. Like ... if someone held me at gunpoint, and was like ... "DON'T PAINT THAT!" ... I think I could stop myself." -- Kathleen commenting on that evening's episode of the Practice

5/7

Online, nyip

"Speaking of Poulenc and melismas, Vaughan-Williams was a great composer. He wrote many pretty things. He liked cows." -- Adam, demonstrating how I could work Vaughan-Williams (his favorite composer) into my paper about Poulenc.

5/8

Barb(ara)'s Office

Andrew: I am going to get my Billy Joel book.
Dana: There's a dedication to me in there, ...if you look closely.
(Dana thinks Billy Joel is her husband)

5/9

Crouse

"Is that an apostrophe or are you just happy to see me?" -- Adam, commenting on a rather large apostrophe
"If my baby did that I'd sell it to a freak show so at least I could get money out of it." -- Dana showing her sensitive side.

5/10

BBQ at the Happiest Place on Earth (1019 Madison)

"Freshmen! You can return them!" -- Sarah Bonds, talking about textbooks, but it sounded like she was talking about freshmen.
"I'll miss your cookware ... and you." -- Andrew, to Betsy.

5/14

Fridays on 110

"I'm like, 'I'm drunk!' and you're like, 'They shot Bambi?'" -- Sara, about the following picture:

5/17

Online

"I no longer fear hell, because I've been five days without any sort of internet connection at all." -- Benny being melodramatic :)

5/18

The Online

"AOL decided it's an illegal action to talk to you." -- Tompy, to Andrew


The Bermansion

"The master's tournament in 1943 ... Lauren after I kick her ass ..." -- Hoter, improvising during a game of Tribond.

5/22

La Casa de la Disuhanita

"Underneath the tampons and the condoms you'll find my Mountain Dew cards." -- Disuhan navigating me through her pocket book.

5/24

Cari's House

"I don't want any Consuelas in that room!" -- Suzanne, during a game of Day in the Life.

5/25

The Bermansion

Hoter: Is Hamlet driving the limo?
Sara & Disuhan: Yes.
Hoter: Does [Claudius] know?
Sara & Disuhan: No.
Hoter: Fantastic.

5/26

Ruby Tuesday

"I never say 'I want to go drinking,' or 'I want to go gambling.' I'd much rather go shopping." -- Andrew's mom


The Hoterrarium

Hoter: I drink coffee all the time now.
Andrew: Weirdo.
Sara: Says the man with the doily on his head.


Online

Andrew: You're a crafty one.
Alyssa: I'm made of hot glue and popsicle sticks.

"ahhhhhhhhh AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH HAHHHH thats what its like to listen to techno." -- Kathleen

Kathleen: i wanna go to ruby tuesdays!!!
Andrew: I went there for dinner tonight
Kathleen: YOU BITCH! jk. i'm not playing the ben game.
Andrew: ?
Kathleen: being angry because you went to a chain restaurant with lots of stuff on the walls.

5/28

Meredith's House in Olean, NY

"The Hindu clause did not apply." -- Emily Donahue (first quote) during a game of trivial pursuit. It's complicated. Email me for an explanation

5/30

The Bermatorium

Hoter: The purse will fall on you soon.
Andrew: Confucius say.

"I'll fuck your brains out, but no jewelry." -- Sara's summary on the Beatles song, "Money Can't Buy me Love."

5/31

Suigetsu Dojo

"I like to amuse my attackers." -- A yellow belt (not me)
"This is Jujutsu. You grab me, I grab you, I win." -- Sensei Dara Masi.