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November'01
Quote of the Month
"Basically, what Bach is saying is, 'I am a contrapuntal mofo.'" -- Dr. Waggoner, 11/28, submitted by Katie
11/1
Barb's Office
Laura Santilli: What do you want for lunch?
John McNair: Orange Opus!
Setnor Auditorium
"I'm on the pill because my ovaries are really excited about being ovaries." -- Katie
"Hooray for testicles." -- Andrew's response to the above quote
"He's the lovechild of Monteverdi and the Easter Bunny." -- Katie, on Chopin
The Pita Pit
"TIPS, since we spent all our money on YOUR MOM last night." -- the tip jar.
11/2
Sara's room? Maybe?
"One day I saw Kathy, and I asked her what she was doing, and she said, 'Not chairing a committee.'" -- Sara, brainstorming her vice president speech
11/3
Schine, Phi Sigma Pi lockin
"Andrew is red and bricks are blue in our fantasy world outside DellPlain. You can't see the unicorn, it's just outside the frame." -- Sara, on the color distortion of her photo printout.
11/5
Tully's
"When we were little, my brother and I would yell at each other and my mom would say 'Why are you yelling?' and we'd say 'We're playing taxes!'" -- Rachel Mutter-Leonard (first quote!)
11/11
More reasons that Andrew's a freak of nature
(according to Matty)
6. He didn't see Star Wars until he was 18.
7. He only owns one hoodie.
For reasons 1-3 click here, and for 4 & 5 click here.
11/16
Newhouse I, Phi Sigma Pi chapter meeting
"You've never touched my nose before, but you've made up for it tonight!" -- Cassy (who is thrilled to once again be in the Quotebook!)
ErBo's fabulous apartment, Rho Class Induction Party
"I got him at -1, and now he is going to be a 4. That's a great long term investment." -- Ali, on Seth's change in point value.
11/18
online
"Go outside tonight and shake your head a lot. That's what it was like." -- Kathleen, describing the meteor shower.
Andrew: Well, that's a gezelle of a different color.
Benny: And a phrase of a different animal.
Note: Though Dan Bennett's name preference has shifted back to Dan, he shall continue to be referred to as Benny here, for clarity's sake. I, as I encourage you all to, will address him as Dan, but the Quotebook will record his funniness as "Benny" to differentiate from other funny Dans. Hope you don't mind, Benny -- I mean Dan :)
Chili's, Syracuse NY
"You shall suffer a fate less amusing than death." --Benny
11/19
The Only House that Matters
Andrew: Would you like to try some of my hummus?
Cricket: No thanks. I'd rather eat glue.
11/22
No quotes, happy Thanksgiving :)
11/23
The Bermatorium
"Dan and I had the best conversation last night. I want to save it, and plaster it to the inside of my eyelids." -- Sara
11/24
Kimtown
Andrew: Kathleen's being Kathleen again.
Kathleen: Stop calling me me!
"Tell me when you take people's pants off! Please!" -- Disuhan, feeling out of the loop.
Ben: What part of "No I don't," don't you understand?
Kathleen: "No I don't."
"And I owe it all to the red spot!" -- Michelle Kurzweil, after her first win at Twitch.
online
"Don't you love 'Hunter' as a boy's name? It's like here, have a gender role!" -- Andrew, submitted by Alyssa
11/25
Luskyland
"My parents would KILL me if I died like that!" -- Andrew, commenting on the death of a college-age boy who was standing on the train tracks and didn't hear the train coming, as reported on the news. Submitted by Smatt
11/28
Katie's Counterpoint Class
"Basically, what Bach is saying is, 'I am a contrapuntal mofo.'" -- Dr. Waggoner, submitted by Katie
11/29
Amandaland
"I'm hungry, but I know I'm really not." -- Amanda McCormick
the kitchen
"He'll get to meet otters! I love otters, they're so cute. They're like, the ferrets of the sea! I mean, is there anything cuter than a wet ferret?" -- Matty Kershaw (first quote!)
Another reason why Andrew is a freak of nature
(according to Matty)
8. He prefers the smell of skunk to the smell of pot.
11/30
the living room
"Stop using my art supplies to destroy my other art supplies." -- Cricket, as I prodded her polyurethane can with a hammer.