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November '02
Quote of the Month
Teacher: If your peanut butter says "hello," what do we say?
Everyone: "Goodbye."
(11/19)
11/1
The Spamfactory (Lindsay's apartment)
"Lindsay, get the man a drink! See? I make things happen. LEADERSHIP! LEADERSHIP! Leader FUCKING ship." -- Katie Raffaelli, campaigning.
11/2
735 is HOT
Andrew: You could call him Rich.
Katie: No, he's definitely a Dick.
Katie: Names from the Bible. I didn't get anything.
Dana: Me neither.
Andrew: Christ!
Katie&Dana: Leave it to the Jew!
(Playing Scattegories)
"I wonder if Syracuse knows how they've affected our lives. Marashfo, Jtchisho, Hobagley..." -- Dana, on SUnix usernames
Andrew: You made my headdress fall apart!
Katie: I bet Bin Laden says that a lot.
Friendly's
Andrew: Did you have a good time at the zoo-
Annabel: No.
Rock n Bowl/Kimmel
"It's a Shohei in headlights!" -- Holly
Jess Cohen: I need to sleep with the entire Initiation Committee.
Amanda: Lindsay's running for IA.
Jess: Lindsay, you're in for the time of your life.
"Scholarship, leadership, and nice-ass scarves." -- Lindsay, of course.
11/4
online
"Gotta go cook up some lies for the moms and dads!" -- Laura, off to parent/teacher conferences
"Imagine if your last name was Mansourian. You would still be bubbling your name into the scantron sheets when the test was over." -- Holly
11/5
The Diner
Dwight: I'll have a Sprite and cranberry.
Kathleen: Ooh!-
Rosie the waitress: Don't even think about it.
11/6
Probably Crapplebees
"She's like a retarded child on e." -- Dwight
online
"It seems to me that you need DRINKING in the VILLAGE on SATURDAY." -- Skirky
11/8
Online
Andrew: Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would be going to a bookstore at 7:30am.
Sara: That's like me going to a mayonnaise festival at 3am.
In my car, somewhere on Long Island
"Isn't this fun?" -- Laura, calling my cell while I was following her around in circles.
11/9
Stonybrook (Lake Grove?)
"It's the animal abuse that makes your hair so shiny." -- Skirky
11/10
Borders
"Should we build an ark?" -- Rich, about the coffee brewer that just kept on brewing.
Somewhere
Andrew: When?
Kathleen: On a day ... of the year.
online
"I can't wait! I want to start taking minutes NOW!" -- Katie, on being elected secretary.
Louise: Theoretically, we control e-board.
Andrew: The Things control the FUTURE OF THE FRATERNITY!
11/11
online
"It looks like someone's screaming, but then hushing someone, with humming in between." -- Shohei, on his name alphabetized: AEHHHHIIMOOOSST
11/13
Intellectually discussing New Haven, online
Andrew: I like green.
Sara: Churches are pretty.
11/14
Online
Andrew: I just popped a zit. Sploink.
Sara: Thank you so much.
"A week ... and I will be raping you ALL." -- Tompy
"I think a lost rugby team with pet elephants lives above us." -- Tompy
11/15
Pittsburgh
"Are we in another time zone?" -- Stella, disoriented by Western PA
Kim: How can YOU not like whipped cream?
Jess: What is THAT supposed to mean?
11/16
Various rooms on the 8th floor of the Omni William Penn
Lindsay: I'd roll over and die, but I can't roll over.
Annabel: Then just die.
"We're amazing and excellent, so we can't be outstanding as well." -- Katie Raffaelli, on BE not getting an Outstanding Chapter Award.
"It's pink and fluffy, like everything should be." -- Andrew, about Adrienne's lei
11/19
Food manager certificate class, Dept. of Health Services
Teacher: If your peanut butter says "hello," what do we say?
Everyone: "Goodbye."
11/20
Food manager certificate class, Dept. of Health Services
"There has never been a tree that pneumonia; there has never been a person who got sudden oak tree death." -- The teacher, stressing that people viruses can't infect plants and vice versa.
online
Andrew: I think my computer doesn't like gay people.
Dan: PowerDVD has encountered a critical homo and must close. [ok]
"Invalid page fault: user too gay. [ok]" -- Dan
11/21
The Diner
"I've noticed that if there is a blank building in New York, it becomes a Yoga center." -- Tompy
Hoter: You're in the flesh!
Tompy: I usually am.
"Some people don't know ... possibly ... maybe ON MARS." -- Kathleen, about a well known fact.
11/23
Craplebees!
"He lived in Miami. THAT'S how gay he is." -- Antonya.
11/24
Walt Whitman Mall
"Don't buy anything! Unless it's for me." -- Disu, to her fiancee, Peter.
Andrew: What's that?
Hoter: Diet Scam.
11/25
Suigetsu Dojo
Child: I want a drink.
Sharon: You can't go in there now.
Laura: The bar is closed.
"I'm going to kokome you with my kakato." -- Chris
online
"You Crackfiends.... You're so Crackfiendish." -- Cricket
Bermatorium
"You cook things she LIKES? Good job! Okay, get married." -- Kathleen to Peter about Disuhan
"I think you're more closely related to chimpanzees than the rest of us." -- Disu, to Andrew
11/27
(cr)Applebees
Andrew: Consult your Shazbot manual.
Skirky: The glove compartment in my Shazbot won't open.
(nobody quite understands Shazbot, so don't worry)
"Not only do I not have to put up with him anymore, but now I can date him!" -- Someone about someone.
11/28
The Quotebook's 5th Thanksgiving!
The Berman Household
"'Would you like me to help you find something to go with that shirt you just put in your bag?'" -- Mom, demonstrating proactive shoplifting prevention at the Gap
"There are ten words in all of the Bond films, and three of them are 'die.'" -- Uncle Ron, on the similarity of the titles of Bond films ("Die Another Day," "Tomorrow Never Dies.")
11/29
Sluiceland
"Chechnya Herzgovina!" -- Tompy
Ben: There's all sorts of insane biology going on!
Dan: And I'm an insane biologist! What a coincidence!
"I have a request from the rest of humanity. STOP." -- Sara, to Peter trying to teach Lauren piano (bear in mind this is Kathleen's broken, out of tune piano)
"It's only downhill from there. Or uphill. Or fabulous." -- Andrew, on someone's first step out of the closet.
11/30
Sluiceland: Day Two
"I don't see a violent blonde woman, so I guess my mom's not here yet." -- Tompy
Kathleen: I went to say "Sprite," but I meant to say "salt."
Hello John: But what came out was "spoon."