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October '98
Quotes from Sara's book are in yellow.
10/2 - Day 5, Glenn HS
"It's always good when someone's not Noah." -- Andrew
"It has nothing to do with being fat, or manly." -- Cricket (about the name 'Bubba')
"Yes I'm happy! I got a computer, and I got incredibly drunk!" -- Miguel Tarrats
"This is the first time I'm sober on a Friday night!" -- Scarlet DeFord
"You look a little silly. No, you look alot silly." -Libby
10/3 - A keg party, online with Kathleen, Sara on the phone with Erika
Quote removed at the request of the quotee.
Andrew: Speaketh to thou sooneth!
Kathleen: Doth!
Andrew: Shalt!
"But it's my song. It says 'I'm a bitch,' not 'I'm a skanky ho." -Erika
10/4 -- Online, Day 5
"Maybe I'm just a bitch!" -- Erika
"Gnark for Mark!" -- Andrew
10/5 - The Chancellor's reception, Day 5, Glenn HS
"You're not in the community? Shut the hell up." -- Sarah
"Are you scratching your ass at me young sir?" -- Rachel
"There's an $100 fuck you fee." -- Cricket
"No more tarring and feathering? Well, there goes friday night...." -Sara
10/6 -- Dorm
"Why did your family come up to visit you? What do they love you or something?" -- Miriam Schilsky (to Cricket)
These quotes (2) have been removed at the request of the quotee.
10/8 - Day 5, Writing 109
"Ya don't motherfuckin say!" -- Mark
"The sign of the chili." -- Jankie
10/10 - Mark's Room
"Any man who chews on [Teri Hatcher's] shoulder is a lucky man." -- Mark
"If I pee on you, then I own you." -- Mark
10/11 - Andrew's room
"Joust for the East Bank." -- Andrew
These quotes (2) removed at the request of the quotee.
10/12 - Music History, Smithhaven Mall
"Excuse me while I die." -- Dr. Waggoner
"I don't want to sit around all day watching God. I want to have a social
life." -Erika
10/13 - Andrew's Room
"Oh Shi'ite!" -- Miriam
"Tits on a stick!" -- Miriam (referring to herself)
10/15 - Around the hall
This quote has been removed at the request of the quotee.
"It's not that, it's just that you're an asshole." -- Manisha Shah
"I can't get a fucking twinkie!" -- Alyssa
10/16 - Rensselaer, Glenn HS, Christa's House
"My mommy's in love with Michael Jordan, and elephants." -- Erika
"Gary's new phone number is 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-ho." -- Erika
"My left ear is too big for my pen." -Matt
"I have to pee and I need socks!" -Christa
10/17 - Latham Circle Mall, Troy, NY
"Please do not play with the body parts." -- Sign in Halloween Costume Store
10/19 -- Inside and outside Andrew's Room
"To be blunt, honest, and forthright, I really don't care!" -- Alyssa
"His posterior is concave!" -- Rachel
These quotes (3) have been removed at the requests of the quotees (2).
10/20 - Writing 109, the hall, Crouse, Andrew's Room
"I play the alto sax, oh wait, that's not me!" -- Andrew
"You don't PLAY dinner." -- Andrew
"Occasionally, it's better to be a woman." -- Cricket
"What's the difference between throwing notes on paper and calling it atonal music, and just throwing notes on paper?" -- Random girl in Crouse
"Do you have two bricks? I see you have one." -- Nick Zwinggy
10/21 -- Andrew's Room
"No, my saliva's that color. I've been licking my paper." -- Alyssa
"Atonal music: fun to compose, not fun to listen to." -- Cricket
10/22 - Writing 109, Andrew's Room
"Would you care to blow into this device?" -- Jankie
"I might call 911 for you but I am not going to take you to the hospital because then I would have to walk back up the stairs." -- Alyssa
This quote has been removed at the request of the quotee.
Alyssa: I hate that girl Becky.
Cricket: You mean the one with the opinion?
"He's not listening, he's having an epileptic fit!" -- Alyssa
10/23 - Logic Recitation, Day 5
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's a sport." -- Random Logic guy
"Speak louder, and into her ass." -- Manisha
10/24 - Andrew's Room, Alyssa's Room, Mark's Room, Jen's (Skirkanich?) House
(Name withheld): I'll kick you in the balls!
Clarice: No you won't, I don't have any balls!
These quotes (2) have been removed at the request of the quotee.
(Name withheld): Women need to protect themselves against sleazy guys.
Alyssa: Yeah, so get out of my room!
"None for me thanks, I'm driving." -- Rachel (in response to being offered candy, while already drunk and without the intention of driving anywhere)
"It'll eat through your stomach and then hit you." -Michelle K
10/25 - Breakfast at Graham, Kathleen's web page
"Manisha definitely needs to locate herself a fine piece of ass." -- Beth
"My explanations sometimes resemble ropes with big knots in them." -- Kathleen
10/26 - Online with Kathleen, Dorm, Glenn HS, YDA
"Ben and Lauren have grown in size!" -- Andrew (Kathleen used a large font for their names)
"I'm just as innocent as Manisha practically." -- Beth
"Pop should be confined to Dr. Seuss cartoons and Rice Krispies." -- Rachel
"D orbitals are colored, and when they're not full, they leak." -Sara
"Jennelle! You drink, you smoke, and now you're a whore?!" -Gary
"You can't live in the dictionery! I have to look something up!" -Stacey
(remember stacey!?! I miss her)
"Call me Irish, but I like beer." -Jennelle
10/27 - Outside Gerry's door, Glenn HS
"Cricket did a good job with the butt." -- Clarice (critiquing Cricket's drawing of a vagina on Gerry's wipe-off board)
"Oh, I like fire, just not in the context of a lab situation." -Sara
"When the little hand gets to the 2, we're screwed." -Libby
10/29 - Nosferatu
"Is this your wife? What a lovely throat." -- Nosferatu
10/30 - Mark's room
"I'm from fucking Mars!" -- Joel
Andrew: You may find yourself in a puddle of beer.
Kathy Dorittie: I may find myself in a puddle of pee if I don't leave now.
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