Quotebook the Second passed away in a crowded event room in the Student Alumni Union at R.I.T. surrounded by its friends. Q2's last words were "X, Y, and Z." Jess Cohen was the one who reluctantly had to pull the plug on our dear friend The Second. Quotebook the Second died doing what it loved doing best, quoting, just like it's predecessor, The Quotebook. Q2 has gracefully passed on the duties of recording quotes to its green offspring, Quotebook the Third.
The cusp looks like this. Quote total: 1349-1497
1. Andrew Berman: 175 Two-Timers (81-110)
Cassandra Coville: 2 One-hit Wonders (111-223)
Gary Cheung: 1 |
The cusp looks like this. Quote total: 2817
1. Andrew Berman: 398 Two-Timers (81-110)
123-182. Yetta Berman: 2 One-hit wonders (183-335) Things (did you think I was actually gonna list them all?) (Would you have actually read them if I did?) (Are you still reading this now?) |
The quotiest day in Quotebook the Second was December 28th, 2001, with 14 quotes. On this day Margaret was quoted for the first time, and thrice, at that! Then Cricket was quoted thrice, and Kathleen thrice as well. This was the day when Kathleen and I followed our noses from the Dojo to the Green Garden Chinese restaurant. The evening then proceeded to Hoter's house where Matt, Sara, Kim, Kathleen, Tompy, and Disuhan were quoted.
Another quotey day happened only ten days before that. December 18th, 2001 saw 12 quotes. Misinterpretations of a map of Brazil, Kathleen being strange, and an exceptionally hysterical conversation about saltines happened. Sara, Hoter, Tompy, Kathleen, me, and MaryBeth were quoted.
The longest stretch of days quoted was the period that started with the first day of Quotebook the Second (5/11/00) and ended on the 28th of that month, 18 days total.
The longest stretch of quoteless days was from 11/6/01 to 11/15/01, a 10-day drought.
The quotiest month in Quotebook the Second was November 2000, with 108 quotes. Highlights include a road trip with Jennie Graziano, kaPUNG, election 2000, things that come in crocks, Moorish girlyness, Vivien Vivien Vivien ... Smith!, Miriam's manifesto in support of same-sex marriage, emoticons, games at Lisa's house, confusing Stupid Penguin, Kevin, Ben trying to give directions and MAtt saying "dzizzit!", reasons why I'ma freak of nature, indeed, Sara and I simultaneously getting action, and finally, "Frankly, being in pain is not so great."
December 2001 was in a close second with 101 quotes, having the two most quotey days.
The least quotey month was September 2001, with 21 quotes.
May 2000: "You make the twizzler look dull.... You make a lobster look dead, you make a lobster look pale, YOU SCARE LOBSTERS! Dogs pee on you because you're BRIGHTER THAN A FIRE HYDRANT!" -- Tompy, 5/26/00
June 2000: Doug: I'm all wet from your stupid trampoline.
Sara: Maybe the trampoline's like, "I'm all dry from that stupid Doug." (6/15/00)
July 2000: "Is that a triceratops in your pants or ... should you see a doctor?" -- Sara, 7/9/00
August 2000: "If my mom's a lesbian, and she's living with another woman, and my father's gay, do you think I'm gonna care if my parents had sex to conceive me? I have enough problems!" -- Suzanne, 8/17/00
September 2000: "I have the memory of a small retarded squirrel." -- Toni Palmertree (first quote), 9/8/00
October 2000: "There's no light in my bathroom. I can't see shit." -- Jared, 10/1/00
November 2000: Ben: The way I know I'm home is there's diet soda in the fridge.
Matt: The fact that you're home doesn't tip you off? (11/22/00)
December 2000: "Andrew is a wonderbra. He's very supportive, and he lifts you up when you are feeling less than perky." -- Betsy, 12/9/00
January 2001: "Always drive as though there's a turtle in your back seat." -- Eric Berman, 1/13/01
February 2001: "Heidi ho? Is that like a Swedish prostitute?" -- Dr. Downing, 2/23/01
March 2001: "When you're conquering Europe, your embouchure goes to hell." -- Dr. Downing, about Frederick the Great, 3/19/01
April 2001: "I'm not evil, I'm just nice with slightly colored morals." -- Kelly, 4/4/01
May 2001: "I'm like, 'I'm drunk!' and you're like, 'They shot Bambi?'" -- Sara, 5/14/01
June 2001 (and Quote of the Year): Andrew: (signed) Red door.
Sara: Good. I'm glad all the deaf kids hiding in the bushes know what we just walked through. (6/12/01)
July 2001: "Andrew would sit in his room and starve to death in a puddle of smell if we weren't there to tell him what to do." -- Sara, 7/17/01
Martine: It's a girl thing.
Andrew: But I'm gay.
Martine: That does not provide you with a vagina. (7/21/01)
August 2001: Dana: But you can be professionally single and just hook up with a lot of random guys.
Holly: No, then I'd be a professional slut. (8/30/01)
September 2001: "I finally realized last night that the person I'm deeply in love with doesn't give half a damn about me. Maybe one quarter of a damn at best. The amount of damn we give for each other is achingly unequal." -- Debi, 9/16/01
October 2001: "Quintard. That's like, 'You're a retard, times five!'" -- Holly, 10/31/01
November 2001: "Basically, what Bach is saying is, 'I am a contrapuntal mofo.'" -- Dr. Waggoner, 11/28/01
December 2001: "A moustache looks like you're hiding something, but a goatee is like 'Oh, he partakes in facial hair.'" -- Katie, 12/4/01
Mom: So what have we learned on this trip?
Tracee: Don't try new things. (12/24/01)
January 2002: "Excuse me, Alice? The Mad Hatter's looking for you. He wants you to attend a tea party." -- Dana, 1/23/02
February 2002: "You know, I bring you a penis and all you do is criticize." -- Ashley Gillen (first quote), 2/11/02
March 2002: "Touch the McDonalds! Touch it, it's warm! .... TOUCH IT! No, not the white part, the red part!" -- Andrew, 3/23/02
"It's eating spaghetti!" -- Alyssa, 5/11/00
Dad: Why do you have to quote right there on the floor for (sic)?
Mom: When you gotta quote, you gotta quote. (5/14/00)
"I rape the quotebook, the quotebook rapes me." -- Tompy, 5/21/00
"I am the quote maven." -- Sara, 7/12/00
"How do you work this thing?" -- Toni, 10/4/00
Lindsay: You have the "Jerking off Quotebook."
Sara: No I don't! (12/8/00)
"I like a girl who likes my quotes." -- Adam, 12/9/00
Andrew: Do you want me to forget the quotes?
Skirky: 'Cause I will! I'll turn this book right around and forget those quotes! (7/16/01)
"Wow, it's like Quotebook mania!" -- Benny, as Sara and I both wrote in our respective Quotebooks (12/2/01)
"Quoted days are good days." -- Cricket, 12/28/01
Bethy: You spend far too much time on that quotebook. Don't you have... things to do?
Andrew: Yes, I ignore them. (12/30/01)
"Categories with stars next to them contain new quotes. Maybe." -- Dan Lerner, on the Delta Alpha quote page. (1/21/02)
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| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 Ben Ross | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Kathleen Lukachinski | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 Sara Rosehill | 30 |
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Kathleen: I guess March 21 because its an equinox...equinox! Horse...ox....Neigh! BAM!
Sara: I am arbitrarily picking March 29th for the quotebook rememberance pool. Huzzah.
| Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat |
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| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | |
| 7 | 8 | 9 Andrew Berman | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 Estimate as of 2/1/01 | 16 | 17 | 18 Kelly Stallard | 19 | 20 Estimate as of 12/29/01 |
| 21 Bryanna Parr | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 Adam J. Davidowitz |
| 28 | 29 | 30 |
Kelly Stallard: APRIL 18, it is a good friends birthday and a good opportunity for the quotebook to die. Weeee!
Bryanna Parr: APRIL 21, 2002 (This is a Sunday, MY 23rd BIRTHDAY) and if the book is not yet expired I will try extra hard to be extra fun and say quote-able things (even though I know it is hard to be quoted at the end) on the afore mentioned date.
Adam J. Davidowitz: I believe that the most honourable Quotebook II shall cease operations on 4/27/02.
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| 1 Margaret Bright- Ryan | 2 | 3 | 4 | |||
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 Estimate as of 11/19/01 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 Estimate as of 12/9/01 | 30 | 31 |
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| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 Jessica Kielb |
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