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September '01
Quote of the Month!
"I finally realized last night that the person I'm deeply in love with doesn't give half a damn about me. Maybe one quarter of a damn at best. The amount of damn we give for each other is achingly unequal." -- Debi, 9/16
9/6
Barb's Office
"Today's program has been brought to you by the finger, middle." -- John McNair
Online
"The noise conducting capacity of my ceiling in not unlike that of a fish sandwich." -- Benny
9/8
The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time
"People are disgusting. My mother and father are disgusting. You're probably disgusting too." -- freak in Kakariko Village.
"Dark! Narrow! Scary! Well of Three Features." -- Sign in front of a well.
9/13
Our House, probably
"Andrew? I like to run into walls." -- Kelly, and I wish I could remember why.
9/15
online
"He called me back! He JUST MADE the deadline of assholishness." -- Disuhan, defining the Deadline of Assholishness as six days after the date.
Michael: The ice cream man is outside! Where's my gun?
Andrew: Is it ice cream man season?
Michael: With "The Entertainer" playing behind him all day long, it counts as a mercy killing.
"May the ice cream man park outside your bedroom window." -- Michael, cursing me :)
9/16
online
"I finally realized last night that the person I'm deeply in love with doesn't give half a damn about me. Maybe one quarter of a damn at best. The amount of damn we give for each other is achingly unequal." -- Debi
9/20
Sara's room
"I am adorned with pussy." -- Abby
9/21
Cricket, on the phone with Tae
Cricket: Phi Sig people are coming over.
Tae: Five sick people?
9/22
online, I think
"Maybe Smatt will lend me his car and it will magically take me to some ass." -- Sara
"Wow, amazing! Good for you! But yes, you are a bit slutty." -- Racquel, to Andrew
"I told him I thought he was gay. Later on, in an unrelated incident, he told me to fuck myself." -- Skirky
9/23
Crouse, Parents' Weekend Cabaret auditions
"It was in this really scary key, and then the clouds parted and it was in F!" -- Kelly
9/24
Cricket's Room
"I am not going to sleep. I am not going to do work. I am going to put weird things on my walls, dammit!" -- Cricket
Clarice's apartment
"In case you were wondering about the doneness of the night, it is tender." -- Clarice, referencing her book, "Tender is the Night."
online
"Let's see if Scott noticed we've replaced his regular English language with Folgers nyipping." -- Sara
9/27
Our House of Yay
"I have saved up my karmic bitch points and I am using them this year!" -- Kelly's promise to Burt Harbison
online
Bryanna: Happy Rosh Hashanah!
Andrew: Yom Kippur, but thank you!
Bryanna: Damn, I even thought about it first.
Abby and Beth's room
"You won the battle but we won the war, because you're like the Germans and we're like ... us!" -- Brenda
State slogans, by Sara, Scott, Bernda, Beth, and Andrew
Maryland - We have crabs.
New Jersey - No turns, ever.
New Jersey - Don't pee here.
New Jersey - Don't worry, you'll be in Pennsylvania soon.
New York - We still have some of our buildings.
Pennsylvania - Some of us don't use electricity.
Pennsylvania - Look! Big dots!
Pennsylvania - Don;t tailgate.
Pennsylvania - Our children can't spell.
Rhode Island - Yeah, we knw we're not an island, thanks.
Wyoming - Why bother?
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