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September '98
Quotes from Sara's book are in yellow.
9/1 - Graham Dining Hall
"Don't get your uvulas in a knot!" -- Andrew
"It's national chicken month!" -- Cricket
9/3 - Smithhaven Mall
"I think the panties pushed me over the edge." -Adam
"Look, a bunny rabbit... ribbit, ribbit..." -Matt
"Innocence smells like grapefruit." -Adam
9/4 - Brockway Dining Hall, Friday night keg party hunting
"Looks like they're having a serious conversation. Kinda makes me want to press my face up against the glass." -- Cricket
"Who brings a book to a kegger?" -- Cricket
"We're just standing here being caucasian." -- Andrew
"I feel like a sheep again." -- Cricket
"High possibility of pee!" -- Andrew
"Being drunk should be a journey, not a destination." -- Cricket
"If I think really hard, I can talk." -- Mike Lee
"Pubic hair?" -- Noah Goldman (in response to Sarah's coughing)
9/5 -- At a soccer game
"The city of Syracuse is like 3 inches wide." -- Jason Serapiglia
"That hurt, do it again." -- Cate Eckenrode
9/8 - John Glenn High School
"It's spelled brady, but it's pronounced 'Satan'" -Brady
9/9 - Honors Seminar
"It's half cocker spaniel and half satan." -- Andrew (about Dr. Carter's dog)
9/10 -- Music Office, John Glenn High School
"Don't go away mad, just go away." -- Sign on the music office door
"OTHER than Sara's back left pocket, where to we find physics?" -Mr Buchman
9/11 - Random
"Oh I get it, he's an ass pirate!" -- Alyssa Church
9/12 - Taking the centro to the mall, Matt's House
"Xiao annunciates with the best of them." -- Rachel Chasser
"Women are also lopsided, it depends on which hand you use." -- Cricket (discussing breasts)
"A big black man in a white suite with red shoes, you don't see that very often." -- Cricket
Quote removed at the request of the quotee.
"Say something funny, and you can be in the quotebook!" -- Cricket
"It's the lima bean of evil!" -Gary
"Soup often leads to pizza." -Kathleen (First soup/pizza mentions)
9/14 - The dorm
"But Jeff, come over here so I can touch you." -- Cate
"Stop it, that actually feels good!" -- Cate
9/15 - In the Elevator
"But you have to draw another penis on the door!" -- Random girl
9/16 - Honors Suite, John Glenn High School
Jayme Maultasch: You let random girls sleep in my bed?
Jason: YOU let random girls sleep in your bed.
"There's a big difference between Neil Young and Tiny Tim." -Mr Harrington
"Time doesn't go east." -Mr Buchman
9/17 - Beth & Cricket's Room, Writing 109, Day 5
"Hey, where's the big black man?" -- Beth Berlin (in response to me hitting a low note)
"To contemplate the flight of wild geese seen and lost among the clouds, that is yugen." -- Jankie
"You smell like Austria!" -- Cate (to Andrew)
"Oh my G-d, he really does smell like Austria." -- Cricket
9/18 - On the train
If there are ostriches in Africa, then a very large frying pan will be useful ... there." -- Andrew's Logic Textbook
9/19 - Sara's Uncle Jim's House
"I left it in my other pants. Wow, I've always wanted to say that." -Tyler (Sara's cousin)
9/21 - The Listers'
"We're eating large curd low-fat cottage cheese lasagna with obrusive
spinach."
-Jessica Lister
9/23 - Schine Student Center
"If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport!" -- Cricket
9/24 - Glenn HS
"It looks like sound!" -Michelle Kurzweil
"Hydrogen is bisexual." -Matt
"Yes it's possible. It's also possible that an enormous brick will fall on
your head."
-Josh F (I don't know who this is)
9/25 -- Day 5, Glenn HS
"Andrew doesn't kiss the hands of maidens, he gnaws on them." -- Cricket
"There are things you regret not saying on parent-teacher night. Like, 'Your
child is in a state of arrested development,' or 'How long have they been in
counciling?' or 'Are they taking the correct dosage?'" -Mr Harrington
9/26 - Auditions for Beth's a capella group, Day 5
Beth: I made a crack in my CD shaped like a star.
Sharon: Well at least it was pretty
"You lying citron?" -- Rachel
"Where is my Mother Theresa (molded eraser)?" -- Cricket
"I like boobies so much, I got two of 'em!" -- Alyssa
Sarah Dumont: Is there vodka in this?
Clarice Touwsma: No.
Sarah: Then why the fuck am I drinking it?
9/27 -- A floor meeting
"If I get bitchy, can I leave too?" -- Cricket
9/28 - Glenn HS
"The Germans don't call WWII 'that war we lost'" -Brady
9/30 - Don & Miguel's room
"I'm Bob, I'm a tomato, and I need your help!" -- Bob the Tomato
"Paint it the color of a toilet, make Jeff feel at home." -- Cricket
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