Top Ten Indications that your Band Director is due for a Career Change.

10. Your flutes play in tune.

9. Your trumpets use a dynamic level besides ff.

8. Your pit actually watches the drum major.

7. Your guard starts taking enriched classes.

6. Your trombones know their set spots.

5. Your drumline learns the Phantom cadence.

4. The band moms and dads form a union.

3. The clarinets don't squeak.

2. Your football team wins more than you do.

and no. 1...

Band bus rides are quiet!

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