The World's Shortest Religious Books

With an Appendix of The World's Scariest Religious Books

(Contributions welcome!)

 

 

0. Jenna and Barbara Bush - the innocence years.

1. The Islamic Guide to Women's Rights.

2. Quiet Contemplation. - Rev. Ian Paisley

3. Contraception, A Users Guide. - The Pope

4. Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll. - The Archbishop of Canterbury

5. Nothing but the Truth. - Dr. Duane Gish (With a forward by Kent Hovind.)

6. Compassionate Kosher Butchery Techniques.

7. My Contribution to Racial Tolerance. - Louis Farrakhan

8. C'mon Kids, Let's Surf the Web! - Bob Jones III

9. Christianity - The Christian Years.

10. Life Beyond the Grave, the Evidence.

 

 

11. The Amish Phone Directory.

12. Jeffrey Dahmer - The Vegetarian Years.

13. The Jonestown Cocktail Lexicon.

14. Sister Wendy's Manual of Advanced Sexual Techniques.

15. The Directory of Death-Row Atheists - U.S. Edition.

16. Life on the Social Roller Coaster. - Salman Rushdie

17. The Jehovah's Witness Blood Donor Registry.

18. Marie Osmond's Favourite Rap Lyrics.

19. The Southern Baptists' Mind - A Comprehensive Roadmap.

20. It's a Wonderful Life. - The Singing Nun

 

 

21. Atheists who converted to Christianity.

22. Jewish Cuisine - Volume III - Pork.

23. Tax Breaks for Atheists.Click me!

24. Gene Pool Diversity in the Southern Baptist States.

25. Mother Teresa's Guide to Erotic Pottery.

26. Famous Amish Physicists.

27. Hindu Cuisine - Volume III - Beef.

28. What Jesus Did Next.

29. David Koresh's Bar-B-Q Book.

30. How to Raise Your Children the Christian Way. - Tony and Cherie Blair. (Forward by George W. Bush)

 

 

31. The Archbishop of York's Guide to the Internet.

32. Flying High With Jesus. - John Denver

33. An Anthology of L. Ron Hubbard's Literary Masterpieces.

34. Prayers that work.

35. Little Jimmy Osmond - The Symphonic Years.

36. My All-Time Favourite Jewish Buddies. - Yassir Arafat

37. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir - The Hip Hop Years.

38. The World Index of Credible Religions.

39. My Favourite Hymns. - Marilyn Manson.

40. Why Christians Are More Important Than Atheists.

 

 

41. Think Logically - The Christian Way!

42. Gullible Atheists.

43. The Vatican Guide to Third World Famine Relief Techniques.

44. The Young Christian's Guide to Socially Acceptable Behaviour. - Euan Blair

45. My All Time Favourite Gay Pride Parades - Illustrated Edition. - Pope John Paul II

46. Religious Freedom in The Yemen.

47. The CNN Book of Saddam Hussein's Comedy Broadcasts.

48. Mathematics and Metallurgy, with Regard to Extremely Large Marine Vessels. - Noah

49. The Jerry Falwell Teletubbies Appreciation Society Manifesto.

50. The Satanists' Celibacy Primer.

 

 

51. The Lebanon - A Tourists Guidebook. - Terry Waite

52. The Taliban Times Educational Supplement and Women's Pull-Out Sections.

53. How to Live Forever. - Robert Runcie.

54. The Manual of Archaic Atheist Rituals and Incantations.

55. The Indonesian Muslim/Christian peace negotiation transcripts.

56. The collected Archbishop of Westminster anti-paedophilia memos, 1985 - 2000.

57. Ten years of pro-Christian witticisms from 'The Simpsons'.

58. The collected pre-World War II Vatican anti-Nazi and anti-Fascism pamphlets.

59. Fun with matches. - Joan of Arc.

60. The Who's Who of men who like circumcision.

61. Keeperizing the church and state seperate - my personal questicle. - George W. Bush

 

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62. Miracles Caught on Tape. (Submitted by Eric Fontaine.)

63. The Fundamentalist Guide to Reason and Logic. (Submitted by Motif of alt.atheism etc.)

64. The Women's Guide to Sexual Pleasure. - The Pope. (Submitted by Mike Painter.)

65. The Subgenius Guide to Complete Normalcy. (Submitted by Kevin Gassaway - a.a. #1774)

66. The Seventh Day Adventist Guide to Bartending. (Kevin Gassaway)

67. Great Masses of the Southern Baptist Church. (Kevin Gassaway)

68. The Undisputed Doctrine of the Christian Religion. (Kevin Gassaway)

69. How to go "Clear" for Under $100 from the Church of Scientology. (Kevin Gassaway)

70. The Great World Flood - The Scientific Paper. (Submitted by Meteorite Debris of alt.atheism)

71. Creationism - The Evidence. (Meteorite Debris)

72. The History of Jesus - As Written by Contemporary Historians. (Meteorite Debris)

73. Sensible Reasons to Tithe. (Submitted by Paul Murray of alt.atheism)

74. Miracles - the Evidence! (Paul Murray)

75. Christianity - a History of Concord. (Paul Murray)

76. Fully Documented Healings. (Paul Murray)

77. Centuries of Science - Vatican Press. (Paul Murray)

78. Opposing Superstition - Vatican Press. (Paul Murray)

79. On Mercy - John Calvin (With examples from Moses, Joshua and King David) (Paul Murray)

80. Ethics, the Foundation of Law and Justice - Jehovah. (Paul Murray)

81. The Rights of Man - Jehovah. (Paul Murray)

82. A Reasonable Way to Live - Jesus. (Paul Murray)

83. The Value of Family - St. Paul. (Paul Murray)

84. Tolerance and Diversity - The Christian Missionary Foundation. (Paul Murray)

85. The Dignity of Womanhhod - Moses. (Paul Murray)

86. The Unabridged Wit and Wisdom of Pastor Dave. (Submitted by Chrissy of alt.atheism)

87. Well Documented Evidence for Miracles. (John Hachmann - aa #1782)

88. Compendium of Creationist publications appearing in mainstream, peer-reviewed scientific journals.
(John Hachmann)

89. The Baptist Guide to Ballroom Dancing. (Submitted by Paul Wenthold of alt.atheism)

90. The Innocents: Religions Without Blood on Their Hands. (Submitted by Bob Dog of alt.atheism)

91. Jerry Falwell's Black Congregation, pre-1970. (Bob Dog)

92. Accurately Named Conservative Religious and Political Groups. (Bob Dog)

93. The Wit and Wisdom of John P. Boatwright. (Submitted by Czar of alt.atheism)

94. Cooking for God and WebTV's Greatest Recipies by Young Jin Kim. (Submitted by Halah of alt.atheism)

 

APPENDIX - The World's Scariest Religious Books

 

a) The Value of Brainwashing. (Submitted by Jesus H. Christ of alt.atheism)

b) Home Circumsision Made E-Z. (Jesus H. Christ)

c) Know Your Enemy: Homosexuals - A Child's Pop-up Book. (Jesus H. Christ)

d) 101 Legal Ways to Beat Your Kids. (Jesus H. Christ)

e) The Abortion Clinics Terrorist's Guide. (Jesus H. Christ)

f) Why You're Right and Everybody Else is Wrong. (Jesus H. Christ)

g) Using Law to Foist Your Beliefs. (Jesus H. Christ)

h) Prayers That Work.


© Martin J Burn - The English Atheist 2000


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