Todays TV
(Heaven
- Stardate 467392-889.9)
The
Heaven Channel:
00:01-06:00
Infomercials.
06:00-07:00
'The Daily Worship Hour' - Early morning worship.
07:00-08:00
'Up Here Today' - Informal early morning prayer and worship
magazine - hosted by the wild and wacky Pope Joan.
08:00-08:15
'Cloud Nine' - Harp lessons for all - beginners welcome. (Lesson
No. 2,192,185: Plucking the painless glissando.)
08:15-08:30
Cartoons.
08:30-09:00
'The Jeremiah Springer Show'
10:00-12:00
Film: 'Onan the Barbarian' (18)
12:00-12:30
'Judge Jude' - Heavens outspoken family court judge presides
over more cases.
12:30-14:30
Film: 'Honey, I Shrunk the Yids' (15)
14:30-15:00
'Real TV' - Footage of astounding miracles.
15:30-16:00
'Sabrina the Teenage Angel' - There's mass confusion when
Sabrina turns some humans into sheep...
16:00-17:00
'Babylon 5'
17:00-17:15
Early Evening News and cloud forecast- with Torquemada.
17:15-17:20
'Five minutes of fun, fun, fun!' - with mein host Pope
Anacletus.
17:20-20:00
Sport - Live Formula 1 Grand Prix: Opening race of the season
from Purgatory. (Subsequent programs may run late.)
20:00-21:00
Evensong (and at 20:05 the lottery results).
21:00-22:30
Film - 'The Dirty Dozen' (15)
22:30-23:30
'The Red Sandal Diaries' - Late-nite adult entertainment
introduced by King David.
23:30-00:00
Late Night News, cloud forecast, prayer and flagellation with
the Rt Rev Rasputin.
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