1. Look older than you really are
2. Know you're superior to other Asians
3. Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18
4. Guys: you sit on your butt all day
5. Girls: you do everything when your man sits
6. You curse at everyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissd off
7. Your parents think you're the worst kid
8. Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid
9. You show your VIET PRIDE to the fullest
10. You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday!
11. There's Chinese in your family line somewhere
12. You ge along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B's
13. You're down with your craps
14. You're loyal to your friends
15. You don't own an American car
16. You are a bomb at pool
17. Have to wear Nike, Addidas, Tommy or Nautica If you're a F.O.B, you wear Calvin Klein and Guess.
18. Always update with the Asian style
19. Highlight your hair
20. Take two or more showers a day
21. No matter who you are, people think you're Chinese or Korean
22. When you feel ill, your parents think you're on drugs
23. You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen
24. Guys: you're only go for cute Asian girls
25. Your parents are attached to the English word of :99 cents" or "FREE"
26. Your paretns know how to make pho
27. You put Soy Sauce or "Nu*o*c' Mam" on every food
28. You enjoy Karaoke and/or you have a machine at home
29. Your paretns used the Eagle brand oil for every type of sickness
30. Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night"
31. Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.