The Classical Steriotypical Asain Girl Group
A.  The Gangster asian Girl
B.  The Underdressed Asain Skool Girl
C.  The asian skool girl
D.The Asian white-girl
E.  The Asian Playette

A.  THE GANGSTER ASIAN GIRL
1.  Usually seen at the mall or the pool hall, usually giving dirty looks at other asian girls.  Inside a crowded Civic with other gangster girls and anywhere the gangsters asian is.
2.  Usually wearing tight shirts, spaghetti stap tank-tops, or baggy jeans.
3.  Loves to wear black lip-stick, and 10 in. heels.
4.  When wearing baggy blue jeans, she will wear a Nike warm-up jacket.
5.  Another Pochacco, Keroppi, Sanrio nut.
6.  Of course, she has dyed reddish brown hair or blond hair and really black roots.
7.  Believes she is a sailor-scout of Sailor Moon.
8.  A tenth degree black-belt in the art of backstab.
9.  Talk big, but no action.
10.  Is extremely good at talking about people behind their backs, o nly will talk shit about you when you're beyond a 20 mile radius.
11.  Has protruding mouth like a monkey.
12.  Whenever she wants to look attractive she goes over the edge by wearing skirts up to her stomach.
13.  Girls hang with her because she will fight for them.  Guys hang with her because they want to get her  in bed and she'll fight for them.

B.  THE UNDERDRESSED ASIAN GIRL
1.  Usually seen at the mall, the pool hall, at the casino (not gambling but sitting next to her boyfriend, staring at his money and his chips), at the youth group meetings (usually the leader), at the karaoke bar and inside her boyfriend's expensive car.
2.  Usually wears tight skirts, bellbottom pants (the ones in which they cannot see their feet), high heels or 10-inch platforms.
3.  She must wear her skanky outfits everywhere she goes.
4.  You can hear the clogging of her 10-inch paltforms from a mile away.
5.  Always showing off ehr cell... always pretending she's talking to her rich boyfriend!
6.  Of course she has dyed hair.
7.  Another Pochaccho, Keroppi, Hello Kitty Sanrio freak.
8.  Another tenth-degree black belt in the art of back stab.
9.  Plucks her eyebrows, and her eyebrows are just one line.
10.  She is the ultimate snob... mastered in the art of waking around with her nose up.
11.  Believes she is "all that..." and enjoys ignoring other guys.
12.  Has a new pair of shoes every week.
13.  Girls hang out with her because she makes them look good and they like to borrow clothes form her.  Guys hang out with her because they want to get her in the bed and use her as their car accessory.

C.  THE ASIAN SCHOOL GIRL
1.  Usually seen in study hall or under house arrest by her parents.
2.  Ususally wears thick eyeglasses, long sundresses, pennyloafers, or sandals.
3.  Are completely male-phobic.
4.  Somethimes shy, but really anti-social.
5.  Another sanrio Pochacco, Kerropi, Hello Kitty nut... but she always talks to her dolls because she has no social life.
6.  When approached by a male, she always says, "I can't talk to you right now!"
7.  Has no social skills whatsoever,
8.  Is the master cheat sheet on all tests.
9.  Talk too loud in her native language.
10.  Girls hang with her so they can cheat off her test and she has a nice car.  Guys hang with her because they also like to cheat off her on tests and they think they can het a date with her.

D.  THE ASIAN WHITE GIRL
1.  Usually seen at the beach playing volleyball, with her non-asian friends at Disneyland, or in her white boyfriend's BMW.
2.  Usually wears volleyball shorts, Mickey Mouse, college or sorority sweatshirt.
3.  Does not know one word of her native language.
4.  Always lies that she is half asian or a mut...always says she half irish or german.
5.  Has infused into hermind that she is not asian ot just part asian.
6.   Does not want anything to do with anything asian (guys, girls, customs).
7.  She must date a white person, no matter their backround.
8.  Loves the fact that she is different and loves to show off about it.
9.  Girls hate her because she does not want to havg out with them.
10.  Guys think that they can get a date, but they learn soon to stay away from her.

E.  THE ASIAN PLAYETTE
1.  Uusually seen in any the middle of any crowd of guys or with her homegirls scopin' a crowd of guys at the mall ot pool hall.
2.  Usually wears white tank tops with plaid overshirts with flares and superbells on occasion.  She has to look cute.
3.  Loves the thrill of having more than one boyfriend at a time so she can play, "the game"
4.  Has guys paging her every minute ending with 143-637-823-247, cell phone rings off the hook, and her voicemail box isfull of guys messages asking where she's been all day.
5.  Even though she has all those guys ...friends still come first.
6.  Won't ever backstab her friend.  Her clique is so close they are practically family.
7.  Always has plans.  Her planner os so packed she dosen't have the time to dial in the numbers on her cell...that's what speed dial's for!
8.  Dosen't knoe the meaning of "heartbreak"
9.  Talks in a high pitch voice when on the phone with a guy... but dosen't realize it.
10.  Girls hang with her cuz she's their sis.  Guys hang with her cuz she's fine.