F.  THE CLUBBER
1.  Usually seen at the local billard halls, bars, and dance clubs.
2.  Usually wears tight hard-body shirts made of shiny polyester whci can be seen at the night from a hundred miles away.  Won't wear anything bigger the a medium.  Pants a bit baggy.
3.  Spends his money at shops like Gadzooks or Merry Go Round, or any place that sells, "club wear".
4.  Spends all his time working out at the gym.
5.  Has no girlfreind per se, but has many female friends.
6.  Goes to clubs Thursday night thru Saturday Night.
7.  Not a troublemaker, but always looks for action at the clubs.
8.  Drives a tricked-out car, but prefers a domestic just to be different.
9.  Five munutes after entering the club, mysteriously always ending up in the middle of a circle and all others around comes to a screeching halt.
10.  Gets along with everyone, has no attributes  for others to dislike him, this way no one will kick his ass and mess up hs pretty boy face.
11.  Grls hang out with him cuz he can bench at least 225 and has 16-inch arms.  Guys hang out with him hoping that they can get hooked up with the grls that fallow him around.

E.  THE AZN CAPTAIN
1.  Usually seen at the local billar halls, at the local video arcade, at the bowling alley, at the college recreation room, at the kareoke bar or in the middle of a crowd of grls even if he has a girlfriend.
2.  Usuallu wears a plaid overshirt with a white t-shirt or muscle shirt and blue jeans (not too baggy).  All from either Old Navy, Gap, or Millers Outpost.
3.  Dosn't show off his buff body...but will fight for his girl.
4.  Has membership at FTD...Florists all know him by his first name.
5.  Spends all his time thinking of the sweetest things to do for his girl for their aniversary.  OF COURSE HE NEVER FORGETS!!!  He's written it in his planner for the next 10 years.
6.  Isn't afraid of being mushy around all of his thuggish friends.
7.  Has 2 jobs, perfecet grades, is a perfect son to his mom and still finds time for his girll
8.  Maxes his credit cards almost everyday just to get a gift gor his girlfriend...just to say "i luv you". But miraculoulsy has twice the amount he had the nest day.
9.  He's never broken up with a girl or made her cry ever in his life.
10.  Of course his car's a luxery.  Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, Porche.
11.  All the girls luv him but hate his girl for stealing their guy.  All the guys luv his grl but hate him for stealing their grl.
12.  Grls hang around him cuz he's so sweet and caring.  He'ss do anything for you.  Guys hang around him so they can get hooked up with the grls that hang around him and learn his skills.