Caption: THE AIR TURNS BLUE April 1984, the height of the casual era and Lacoste emblems to the fore as Chelsea steamroller their way back into the big time with a 5-0 drubbing of Leeds that ensured promotion to the First Division. "I found it almost impossible to turn my back on the pitch that afternoon," recalls Ingledew. Though a cursory glance at the massed ranks on the terrace is a must for two reasons: one, it finally reveals the identity of the bloke who always starts the chanting; and two, it offers an unrivaled opportunity to play 'spot the female'.

Scan taken from the now defunct 'ULTRA' fanzine, issue 4.