DiaryOfAMadguy

February5: I know I haven't updated for a while. It's because I don't care about you. ANYWAYS, a lot has been happening. I got through exams without once crying, I didn't lose any sleep, I could eat without getting sick, and I didn't once think of commiting suicide. All together it was a good experience, and I have taken steps away from turning out like my sister. Then because I got C in Spanish I got my driving privileges taken away, then I got them back after a week. Yea, that really sucked and no one understood. I stole my candle back. And I think I figured out how everyone can have a better day. Start car pooling with someone you find to be EXCEPTIONALLY hot. It's a great way to start the day. Now if I could just get into open sh life would be good.

January22: I GOT MY LICENSE. watch out.

January16: DON'T TEASE!!!! Just because someone doesn't have fun toys to play with like you do, that doesn't mean you should tease them. Then you're all like "I'll share" and they're like "ok" then you're like "o wait, i forgot, i can't, my grandma died" "again" "YES AGAIN NOW STOP TALKING ABOUT IT BEFORE I START TO really CRY."

January15: YOU DUMB BASTARDS!!! While you are out STUDYING and crying in the fucking corner I'm going to be proveing once and for all that Ninja Turtles II is the best Ninja Turtles movie they've made, but whatever different strokes for different folks. I know you all may be suprised by this becaue I have DRIVING on the line of my grades, but I don't want to turn into my FUCKING sister or any of the rest of you ulcer growing depressed people out there. Go ahead and worry about grades. Even if I DON'T have the last laugh, at least I'll go down laughing.

January12: It's been a while, partly cuse I didn't have anything to say, and partly because I've been grounded since Wednesday. Not a whole lot has been happening with me. I think I'm having a little get together on Wednesday in between the first exam and the last exam of the day, we're watching the first Ninja Turrtles movie, if you're interested in coming tell me beforehand if possible.

January3: YOU STUPID FUCKER!!!!!! Stop with the whineing and bitching about every single little fucking thing!!!!! I know I probably sound like I'm a hypocrite, but whatever makes me feel better, right?? WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! "So if it will make others happy than you should be all for it. And if you don't want to make others happy than you are a mean, cruel, egotistical, ignorant, big-headed, and unneeded human." That person nailed it on the head. PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY FUCKING THINGS THAT MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Life is a lot fucking easier when you stop careing about yourself and care about others, when that happens you'll see that you have a HELL OF A LOT LESS problems.

Life is about priorities, and the order that they're put in. If only everyone had the same ones as me...

January2: Why is it so hard to get what I want??? There's only one thing on my mind and nothing on the computer helps me with it.

January1: Has anyone seen that sign on woodland?? The one that says, "Truck Routes Have Yellow Signs." While that is very informative, I don't know if that helps any. Just something for everybody to think about.

December30: MY LANDING IS SO FUCKING COMFORTABLE, HUH??? WELL HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCKING TAKE A RUNNING JUMP ONTO IT SLIP SLAM YOUR LEG AGAINST A STEP BEND YOUR FINGER BACK AND GET FUCKING RUG BURN. Thats all.

December29: YOU STUPID SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING LEAVE LIKE YOU ALWAYS THREATEN TO. THEN I COULD HAVE YOUR FUCKING ROOM. "You're such an inspiration for the ways that I would never ever choose to be."

December27: No no no. You don't understand me. I'm a teenager. I got problems.

December26: Today is the birthday of the founder of Waunakee. Now lets all remember the words he founded this town on, "Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?" You gotta love Waunakee.

December24: You silly fucks. Don't you realize I have all the answers?? I not only have the power, but the wisdom to look through my own problems and bring intelligent insight into yours.

December23: Ok all you stupid faukers out there it is time for you to become more politicly correct. You may ask why now, why on December 23, well I'll tell you. Today marks the 7 year anniversary of my little brothers death. He was a homosexual, mentally dissabled and Jewish. His name was Chester. I will not gross you out with the gorry details of his death. Every time I hear someone call someone or say something is gay, every time someone says someone or something is retarded, and everytime someone wishes someone a Merry Christmas I remember Chester and the pain is unbearable not just because he's dead, but because you stupid FUCKERS aren't being politicially correct. So everytime before you say something make sure you think about it, you can use this check list, 1) will it offend ANYBODY, not just the people hearing it, 2) is it politically correct, and 3) would you have made little Chester cry if he heard you say it. O yeah, STOP WITH THE CHESTER THE MOLESTER THING, cuse thats how he died:(

December22: Everybody needs to bitch about something sometime, and when you start bitching to yourself people start making fun of you, just ask Big Jon, so I figured I should start writing shit down for you people out there to read and believe.