Fun SMS Message #1 To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of __expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them. Fun SMS Message #2 If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. Fun SMS Message #3 Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai" Fun SMS Message #4 I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection. Fun SMS Message #5 Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. Fun SMS Message #6 Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace" * Fun SMS Message #7 Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!! Fun SMS Message #8 Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision ! * Fun SMS Message #9 Dear Sathiya, This world is full of Kaante. Nobody can understand our Rishtey but in the New Year, don't take the Road to bad Company. Tujhe Meri Kasam. Yours, Devdas. Fun SMS Message #10 Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. Fun SMS Message #11 >From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache ! Fun SMS Message #12 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. Fun SMS Message #13 I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! Fun SMS Message #14 Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. ***** Fun SMS Message #15 Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya". Fun SMS Message #16 If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! Fun SMS Message #17 Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! * Fun SMS Message #18 Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal. Fun SMS Message #19 This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !! Fun SMS Message #20 I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! Fun SMS Message #21 Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT Fun SMS Message #22 Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya Fun SMS Message #22 When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view. Fun SMS Message #23 People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others may forget U but... Never Shall I ; Fun SMS Message #24 There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS. Fun SMS Message #25 Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one .. it will never be Complete again. Just want you to know you are one of the pieces, I cant afford to lose. Fun SMS Message #26 Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi. Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ? Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aajka 43 degree celcius temperature hai. Fun SMS Message #27 My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental). SMS 1 : Life is lke a movie when u r happy "COMEDY" when u r sad "TRAGEDY" when u got angry "ACTION" and when u face the mirror "HORROR" SMS 2 : Khud hi ko kar buland itna ke himalaya ke choti par jaa pahuge Aur khuda aapse puche "Abey gadhe" utrega kaise SMS 3 : a- u r attractive b- u r beautiful c- u r caring d- u r delicous e- u r exciting f- u r funny g- u r gorgeous h- u r heavenly I- I m J- Just K-Kidding SMS 4 : Yun angdai na liya karo, hamara dum nikal jata hai, e jaalim leni hi hai angdai, toh deodorent lagane mein tera kya jata hai SMS 5 : johny for fun shot his mother with his father's gun father said: johny my son u think u funny bullets my boy cost money! SMS 6 : Chandni raat thi me so raha tha, kisi ne darwaza khatkhtaya maine socha mera dil aaya darwaza khola to bijli ka bill aaya SMS 7 : A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing ! Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. Once god c ame up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace" Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache ! 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming,, U & ME... jus t U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. If u save this msg, it means I'm intelligent. If u edit this, I'm still intelligent. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm intelligent & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm intelligent! Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !! Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO! The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this message ! This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat. God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen. U r the one whose so good,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so intelligent. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors. Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my messages n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur comp. Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls! Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U. I jus feel nice. U jus make my day. I'm jus talking of NESCAFE Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U! Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons ! God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He sa w ME without problems, he created YOU ! You = good ; You = honest ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar. I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! u r 100% good, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words. The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you as ur head has lot of mud? If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet ! I Pray to God to Bless you, guide you, save you, give you peace, joy and $1000000000. 50-50 OK ? You also pray ! Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, kindness makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH ! Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging message to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did.... Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. If i had gone 4 brain transplant ation i have chosen ur brain b\'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4. I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest and most intelligent person on this earth. But then, I thought........... Suicide is a crime ! wudntufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneuknewsentuamessagewithnospacesanduspentagestr yingto figureoutonlytorealisethatthereisnopointtothemessageexcepttoirritateu!! Hi! I am a virus & I am entering ur brain right now... Wait, hold on, Sorry, Unable to find ur brain.... I'm leaving now ! I saw you on the road that day. U were looking so fine. Ur face So divine. Ur walk so perfect. My heart started tossing a sweet song.... Who let the dogs out ??! Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly....... Well, enough of me.... How about you ? What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !