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1st
Class Bitch
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Gotta love
it
roses are red, pickles are green
i love your legs and whats between
i like your style i like your class
but most of all i like your ass
im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says i love you
you belive its true
9 months later,
he says the hell with you
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldnt have happened
if the rubber wouldnt have torn
sex is when a guys comunication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstaration
roses are red
violets are corney,
when i think of you
ohh baby i get horney,
eat me,
beat me,
bite me,
blow me,
suck me,
fuck me,
very slowly,
if you kiss me
dont be sassy,
use your tounge
and make it nasty!!!!
s'all for now.
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Bitch
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sex is evil
sex is sin
sin is forgiven
so lets begin
roses are red
violets are blue
flowers need bedding
how about you
from a nut
to a bolt
how about a screw
you wine me
you dine me
so now 69 me
god i can't believe i'm doing this i feel sooo sad
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1st
Class Bitch
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sex is like math
add the people
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and multiply
sex is evil
evil is sin
sin is forgiven
so sex is in
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1st
Class Bitch
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sex is not the
answer, sex is the question and the answer is YES |
flamekitty4
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Someone posted
this in another thread (I feel sooo stupid).
It's not the length.
It's not the size.
It's how many times
you can make it rise.
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Limpstreetboys
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Sex is evil
evil is sin
sin if forgiven
so let's begin
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thugirl*
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~This ain't
a poem but it's a joke.
A pickle, a carrot, and a dick were talking
the carrot said "Man I got a bad life, I get chopped and sliced
all the time"
the pickle said "I got a worse life than that,I used to be a cucumber
but I got put in a jar and seasoned"
the dick said "I got a worse life than both of yall, get put in
a bag and made to do pushups till I throw up"
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Kutekitty19
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ADIDAS
All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex
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flamekitty4
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Love is a sensation,
Caused by temptation.
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destination,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you understand my explanation,
Or do you need a demonstration?
Sorry if someone already posted this one.
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funky_chick
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A peach is a
peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss
with out the tounge
so close your eyes
and I don't remember the next line
and get your tounge some exersize
I don't remember the whole thing so......
love is sex
sex is sin
sin is forgiven
so sex is in
...Just another version of that..
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00-Tigger
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A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge,
so open up your mouth,
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!! |
_Angel_
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Eat me raw
Balls and all
Don't stop there
Eat my hair.
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funky_chick
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1 hour of plessere
9 months of pain
6 hours of labour
1 child to name
the father's a bastard
the mother's a whore
all this wouldn't have happened
if the rubber hadn't tore
.....gay..........realy..gay......
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Stacey
Ann
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sex,sex,sex
is the law law law
when a man gets a woman on the floor floor floor
its a mans occupation to stick his cockalaytion
up a womans ventaliation
I got this infrormation from the board of education
if you want a demonstration get down on the floor.
oh we thought we were so naughty saying that, sad,sad,sad!
I just want to know how do these things start, does some sick
old guy spend his time making up icky little rhymes or what?
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chloe
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this is a good
one:
adam and eve
In the garden of eden
as everyone knows
Lives adam and eve
without any clothes
in this garden
were two little leaves
one covered adams
one covered eves
as the story goes on
never the less to say
the wind came along
and the blew the leaves away
at the sight
adam did stare
there was eve's treasure
all covered with hair
and wonder came
under eve's eyes
as admas thing
started to rise.
They found a spot
that suited them best
a nice big tree
where the began to rest
her legs spread wider
and wider apart
while thrill after thrill,
came into her heart
the head of adams thing
peeked into the hole
and filled her with passion
beyond her control.
backward and forward
his thing did slide
and eves treasure
was all wet inside.
the joy was good
she wouldnt let loose
until adams thing
was all out of juice
down through the years
people did screw
and now it is time
for me and u
so pull down ur pants
and lie in the grass
cause im in the mood
for a piece of that ASS!
IP:
Logged
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Kutekitty19
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to get her poor doggy a
bone,
When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!! |
*buttercup*
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lol!
Everyone has different versions of that sex is sin is forgiven one
The one i know is
sex is evil
evil is a sin
sin is forgiven
so get stuck in
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funky_chick
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hear's one from
elementary (it's a song actialy but still...)
Fuck, fuck, fuck your duck
screw a kenguru(sp)
humpty dumpty humped the wall
and that's what i did too
I'm sure that most of you heard this fefore
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firekitten
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This is one of
my ABSOLUTE favorite poems!!!
"may i feel said he"
by E.e.Cummings
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)
may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she
may i move said he
it is love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she
but it's life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she
(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh nn said he)
go slow said she
(cccome?said he
ummm said she
you're divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)
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angeleyes2211
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Fuck fuck fuck
a duck
screw a kangaroo
gang bang and orangatang(sp)
all day at the zoo
sorry bout spelling
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