Ah yes - it's Christmas time!  That wonderful time of year when everything you have to do is compounded by stores packed with grouchy people who are all stressed out because they are tired and have too many things to do!   Not to mention that you not only have to send cards to everyone you know but you also have to buy the people in your family (including the ones you really don't care for) a gift, depleting the resources of your already dwindling savings account..  Happy Holidays - Smile - Say cheese!  Kiss - Kiss !  YUK!  Bah HUMBUG!!  What a crock of Shit!  All meaning is lost amongst the meaningless!  Celebrate Life!  Cherish the ones you Love - for they may not be here tommorrow!  Say a Prayer for someone less fortunate. Give thanks to the Higher Power and humbly ask to be forgiven for your mistakes and sins.  Forgive someone you love...... To thine own self be true....
Hopefully you can all relate to this next rhyme!  God Bless you all!!  May you find peace and prosperity in this New Millenium!!
Enjoy,
VP

Bah HUMBUG Cards

It's Christmas time and once again
a bunch of Cards, I must send.

To all the businesses, relatives,
and friends.
Who all must send one back again.

I know that I would rather be,
kicked back and watching my T.V.

And all the people that I know,
Where all these stupid cards must go,

Would probably rather be like me,
With feet propped up watchin their T.V.

But then there's always that stinkin one,
Who thinks that all this shit is fun.

Who bakes and sings and
Throws big partys.

Whose Christmas meals are
glamourous and Hearty.

Who wake up early, just to go shoppin
Who's chipper and happy
while the rest of us are droppin.

Who when we see their smilin mug,
We can hardly resist just givin them a slug.

What makes them think that mistletoe and holly
Could possibly give you a reason to be jolly.

Thank God it'd only once a year.
or we'd be drinkin gin instead of Beer.

To my family and friends, I'd rather give them a hug
Than a Stupid Card that should read
Humbug!