Welcome to the Weakest Link! Here are our contestants.
Mr. Satan: Mr. Satan! World Martial Arts Champion!
Chi Chi: Chi Chi. Wife of the great Goku!
Piccolo: Piccolo.
Bulma: Bulma! Heiress to Capsule Corp.
Goku: Goku. Where are the snacks?
Gohan: Gohan! Orange High school student.
Freeza: Ohohohoho! Freeza. Lord of the Universe.
Vegeta: Vegeta. Prince of the Saiyans.
Ann: Now let's play... The Weakest Link! Mr. Satan. Blah, blah, blah (Too lazy to come up with a real question)
Mr. Satan: Uh... Me?
Ann: Wrong! Correct answer is Sir Isaac Newton. ChiChi, blah, blah, blah (same deal, too lazy).
Chi Chi: 6?
Ann: 512. Piccolo, blah, blah, blah...
Piccolo: Petunias.
Ann: Correct. Bulma, blah, blah blah....
Bulma: That would be differential calculus.
Ann: Correct. Goku, blah, blah, blah....
Goku: Is that tasty?
Ann: Is that your answer?
Goku: I don't know... Pass.
Ann: Christmas. Gohan, blah, blah, blah...
Gohan: That would be Hamlet.
Ann: Correct. Freeza...
Freeza: Lord Freeza.
Ann: Freeza... Blah, blah, blah...
Freeza: I used to rule a whole empire you know.
Ann: Is that your answer?
Freeza: Is it right?
Ann: No. Correct answer is mice. Vegeta, blah, blah, blah...
Vegeta: How the hell am I supposed to know that?
Ann: Cabbage. Mr. Satan...
*more questions, not going to repeat all this so skipping ahead*
Ann: Well well... You managed to bank nothing!
Bulma: Damnit! You guys should bank more!
Chi Chi: Yea! It's obvious we can't build up a chain with these guys!
Ann: Who here doesn't deserve to be wished back! It's time to vote, for the Weakest Link.
*they vote*
Ann: Voting over, it's time to see who's the Weakest Link.
Mr. Satan: Mr. Goku.
Chi Chi: Uh... Goku.
Piccolo: Goku.
Bulma: Goku!
Goku: Hey! Well... Chi Chi.
Chi Chi: What? How dare you vote for me!
Goku: What about you?
Chi Chi: You sucked that's why!
Goku: Well I just wanted you to get dinner ready.
Chi Chi: Hmph!
Gohan: Father...
Goku: You too?
Gohan: Sorry...
Freeza: Son Goku! Ohohohohoho!!
Vegeta: Kakarot.
Ann: Well I think we already heard Chi Chi, so Mr. Satan.
Mr. Satan: Yes Ann?
Ann: What do you do?
Mr. Satan: I'm the world champion! Defeater of Cell, worshipped by many, and I even have a whole city named after me.
Ann: *not looking impressed* I can take you.
Mr. Satan: What was that Ann?
Ann: Why did you vote for Goku?
Mr. Satan: Well I kinda thought answering all the questions with something food related didn't look good.
Ann: Piccolo. What do you do?
Piccolo: Train.
Ann: You're a bum then.
Piccolo: I train to be stronger!
Ann: I don't see the difference. So why have you voted for Goku?
Piccolo: He got all the questions wrong. Isn't that enough?
Ann: Well Goku, time for you to instant transmit yourself out of here. With 7 votes you are the Weakest Link, goodbye!
*Goku takes the walk of shame*
*the comment*
Goku: I was just so hungry... Where do you guys keep the snacks?
*Back on the set*
Ann: 1 down and 6 to go. We'll be back to start the next round on the Weakest Link!