DBZ Weakest Link: Round 1

Welcome to the Weakest Link! Here are our contestants.

Mr. Satan: Mr. Satan! World Martial Arts Champion!

Chi Chi: Chi Chi. Wife of the great Goku!

Piccolo: Piccolo.

Bulma: Bulma! Heiress to Capsule Corp.

Goku: Goku. Where are the snacks?

Gohan: Gohan! Orange High school student.

Freeza: Ohohohoho! Freeza. Lord of the Universe.

Vegeta: Vegeta. Prince of the Saiyans.

Ann: Now let's play... The Weakest Link! Mr. Satan. Blah, blah, blah (Too lazy to come up with a real question)

Mr. Satan: Uh... Me?

Ann: Wrong! Correct answer is Sir Isaac Newton. ChiChi, blah, blah, blah (same deal, too lazy).

Chi Chi: 6?

Ann: 512. Piccolo, blah, blah, blah...

Piccolo: Petunias.

Ann: Correct. Bulma, blah, blah blah....

Bulma: That would be differential calculus.

Ann: Correct. Goku, blah, blah, blah....

Goku: Is that tasty?

Ann: Is that your answer?

Goku: I don't know... Pass.

Ann: Christmas. Gohan, blah, blah, blah...

Gohan: That would be Hamlet.

Ann: Correct. Freeza...

Freeza: Lord Freeza.

Ann: Freeza... Blah, blah, blah...

Freeza: I used to rule a whole empire you know.

Ann: Is that your answer?

Freeza: Is it right?

Ann: No. Correct answer is mice. Vegeta, blah, blah, blah...

Vegeta: How the hell am I supposed to know that?

Ann: Cabbage. Mr. Satan...

*more questions, not going to repeat all this so skipping ahead*

Ann: Well well... You managed to bank nothing!

Bulma: Damnit! You guys should bank more!

Chi Chi: Yea! It's obvious we can't build up a chain with these guys!

Ann: Who here doesn't deserve to be wished back! It's time to vote, for the Weakest Link.

*they vote*

Ann: Voting over, it's time to see who's the Weakest Link.

Mr. Satan: Mr. Goku.

Chi Chi: Uh... Goku.

Piccolo: Goku.

Bulma: Goku!

Goku: Hey! Well... Chi Chi.

Chi Chi: What? How dare you vote for me!

Goku: What about you?

Chi Chi: You sucked that's why!

Goku: Well I just wanted you to get dinner ready.

Chi Chi: Hmph!

Gohan: Father...

Goku: You too?

Gohan: Sorry...

Freeza: Son Goku! Ohohohohoho!!

Vegeta: Kakarot.

Ann: Well I think we already heard Chi Chi, so Mr. Satan.

Mr. Satan: Yes Ann?

Ann: What do you do?

Mr. Satan: I'm the world champion! Defeater of Cell, worshipped by many, and I even have a whole city named after me.

Ann: *not looking impressed* I can take you.

Mr. Satan: What was that Ann?

Ann: Why did you vote for Goku?

Mr. Satan: Well I kinda thought answering all the questions with something food related didn't look good.

Ann: Piccolo. What do you do?

Piccolo: Train.

Ann: You're a bum then.

Piccolo: I train to be stronger!

Ann: I don't see the difference. So why have you voted for Goku?

Piccolo: He got all the questions wrong. Isn't that enough?

Ann: Well Goku, time for you to instant transmit yourself out of here. With 7 votes you are the Weakest Link, goodbye!

*Goku takes the walk of shame*

*the comment*

Goku: I was just so hungry... Where do you guys keep the snacks?

*Back on the set*

Ann: 1 down and 6 to go. We'll be back to start the next round on the Weakest Link!

End Round 1

On to Round 2...