Ann: Welcome to round 5 of the Weakest Link! We'll start with the strongest link of the last round... and that's Gohan! Gohan, if I say there are 5 minutes left before the planet blows up, how many 20 minute episodes do I probably mean? (omg, a real question! lol Don't complain about faulty answers! I may not be thinking right! lol)
Gohan: about 10!
Ann: We'll accept that... Chi Chi, what does S & M stand for?
Chi Chi: Sadism and Masochism
Ann: Correct! Piccolo, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Piccolo: Uh... *vein bulges in forehead* If a woodchuck could chuck... uh... Damnit! Pass!
Ann: If a woodchuck could chuck, it would chuck as much wood as it could! Bulma, if you had 3 apples, and I take away 2... How many apples would you have left?
Bulma: What kind of stupid question is that?
Ann: Is that your answer?
Bulma: Of course not! The answer is one!
Ann: Correct! Gohan....
*More questions, skipping to the vote*
Ann: Well, well... You've done a little better, but still only managed to bank $12,000. That brings your total to $28,000. Now it's time to vote, for the Weakest Link!
*They vote*
Chi Chi: Piccolo!
Piccolo: Chi Chi.
Bulma: Chi Chi.
Chi Chi: What? How could you Bulma!?
Bulma: Sorry! But it's just a game! *smiles*
Chi Chi: Grrr...
Gohan: Bulma...
Ann: Piccolo. Why did you vote for Chi Chi?
Piccolo: My ears are pretty sensitive... and it's time to give them a break...
Chi Chi: What!? What are you implying!? You green freak!!
Piccolo: I stand by my vote.
Ann: Bulma, why did you vote for Chi Chi?
Bulma: The weakest link had to be eliminated...
Chi Chi: I'll show you who the weakest link is! *rolls up her sleeve*
Gohan: Mother... You're making a scene...
Chi Chi: I haven't begun to make a scene! Vote me off will you!?
Ann: Security!
*Two big burly men show up... Only to be tossed like rag dolls by Chi Chi*
Chi Chi: HA! Is that the best you got?
*Goku comes out*
Goku: Come on! Let's go home so you can start cooking a feast!
Chi Chi: Goku! You expect me to cook when I'm in mood like this?!
Goku: Awww... Chi Chi... Don't get like this...
Chi Chi: Don't aww Chi Chi me!
Goku: Don't be mad Chi Chi.
Chi Chi: I'll show you mad! *storms at him*
Goku: Uh... Uh... Chi Chi! I'll get a job!
*everyone gasps and falls into silence*
Chi Chi: *stops in her tracks* You will? That's great! *Goes and grabs his arm and starts dragging him backstage* We'll get you cleaned up and you can go to an interview as soon as possible!
Goku: Uh... uhhhhh......
*The walk of shame is finally taken, in a matter of speaking*
*the comment*
Chi Chi: Oh I'm so mad I got voted off! But now that Goku's agreed to get a job, I'm delighted!
Goku: Do I have to...
Chi Chi: Of course! You promised!
Goku: I don't think I exactly...
Chi Chi: Quit whining! You're getting one and that's final! Or else no dinner for you!
*Goku slumps*
*Back on the set*
Ann: Only 3 remain... We'll be back to start round 6 of... The Weakest Link!