He's sexy.

He's also a dildo. These two brave young souls (Aqua Wanker and Wes) decided to risk their lives with their homemade slip 'n' slide. The results were trecherous as seen below.

Wes bruised his ars. That required many hours of grueling intesive care.

Wanker had to get his foot amputated directly after this horrendus picture was taken.

All in all, these two are a bunch of dumba$$es!