B TEAM SQUAD

B Team v Metakel 14/9/02
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Player |
Position preferred |
Details |
Other |
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John Clark |
Goalkeeper |
Mr Confidence |
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Gary Fleming |
Goalkeeper |
Enhances the notion of mad Irish goalkeepers |
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Paul McQuade |
Goalkeeper |
Dispels the notion of mad Scottish goalkeepers |
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Alan Bain |
Right back |
Social secretary & tour organiser – The A team super sub winner for the last 4 years |
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Matt Lister |
Right back |
Friend of Lincoln Moses – the teams' Dennis Irwin |
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Nick Clifton |
Left back |
Right footed left back |
Winner of the Most Improved Player of the Year Award 2001/2002 – Player’s rep and will run and run and run. For no purpose, but just because he can |
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Andy Haigh |
Left back |
The obligatory student – and he will say more than 3 words this year |
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Carl Griffin |
Centre half |
Club captain and Player of the Year 2001/2002 – The team thug |
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Dan Hatcher |
Centre half |
Mr Dopey |
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Lee Marland |
Centre half |
We all wish he had made a career of it in cricket |
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Jon Addis |
Centre half |
The David Beckham scoring specialist of the team |
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Doug Bailey |
Centre half |
Speedy Gonzales |
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Nick Vaughan |
Centre midfield |
The Whinger |
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Andrew Campbell |
Centre midfield |
Can still play anywhere in his own mind |
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Bob Jefford |
Centre midfield |
BBC’s finest – and one of the oldest |
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Tim Jarmy |
Centre midfield |
Cool and languid, and never to get out of 1st gear yet. |
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Stuart Kelly |
Centre midfield |
Mr Finese |
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Howard Rogers |
Centre midfield |
The Fighting Fireman |
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Ben Evans |
Centre midfield |
He can run, jump, tackle and go for 90 minutes, but can he kick a football? |
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John Denley |
Right midfield |
Not quite Ole Gunnar Solskjaer |
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Nick Haigh |
Right midfield |
Is this the year of the diminutive and powerful one? |
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Dan Atkins |
Left midfield |
Winner of the Young Player of the Year Award 2001/2002 – surely the bright lights of The Hawthorns is the next stop |
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Gavin Revell |
Left midfield |
Hard to believe this man is still only 24! |
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Jon Vaughan |
Forward |
Brother of Nick – don’t you just pity the mother |
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Colin Walker |
Forward |
Is this the final season or does retirement and impending fatherhood have the final say |
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Mark Else |
Forward |
Village’s own Darren Anderton |
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Gareth Nagle |
Forward |
"Training - no, that's not my gig" |
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David Penfold |
Forward |
The Professor |
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Jos Ashley |
Forward |
Village’s leading club scorer – he says so himself so it must be true |
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David Briggs |
Forward |
Not to be mistaken for Ronnie |
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Dave Conlon |
Forward |
"When will we see you again" |
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Junior Forbes |
Forward |
Player Manager whose position is one of the most secure within the club – penalty specialist |