If Ever a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you canbe sure of one thing ; either the car is new or the the wife !!
Geeting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends.You order what U want , then when U see what the other has, you
wish you had ordered that !!!
At a cocktail party , one woman said to other,
"Arent you wearing youe wedding ring on the wrong finger??? The other woman said
" Yes I am maried to a wrong man !!
Women is incomplete until she is married. After that
she is FINISHED !!
Marriage is an institution where women loses her
bachelor's degree and the man gets his master's !!
A little boy asks his mom.."Mummy ..how
much does it costs to get married?? the mother replies.."I dont know son,, I am still
paying for it !!!"
A happy marriage is a matter of give & take !!
,the wife gives and husband takes !
After a quarrel a husband said to his wife."U
know, I was a fool when I married U .." "And the wife replied.."Yeah dear,
but I was in love and I didnt notice it "
It doesn't matter how often a married woman changes
her job, she still ends up with the same boss .
A man was telling to hus freind."It was me who
made my wife a millionare !!" "And what was she before U married her??"
asked the friend. The man replied "A Multimillionare !!!!"
A woman once said." I never knew what was real
happiness was until I got married and then it was too late.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why,. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why !!!
A husband said to his wife, "No I dont hate ur
relatives, Infact ,I like ur mother-in-law better than me.!!!
How do most men define marriage !!! "A very
expensive way to get your laundry done free !!"
The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday
is to forget it once !!