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Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master. Divorce : Future tense of marriage. College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power... Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage . Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. Classic : books which people praise, but do not read. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in RO, Instead of the first letters in word OPPORTUNITY. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Father : A banker provided by nature. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. |
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