Michael Jackson jokes, like midget jokes, will always be funny to some people! 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
Little Boy Blew.

What do Michael Jackson and your mum and dad have in common?
They both know how to rear a child.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
He was choking on a small bone!

What's soft and brown and sometimes found in a nappy?
Michael Jackson's hand!

How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
Several children have fingered him.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.

What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
It's the little boy inside him.

Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?
To get over his 11 year old crack habit.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Why's Michael Jackson cutting down on public appearances?
He wants to spend more time with the kids.

Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
Because he likes the taste of a new generation

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