There are male jokes, female jokes, and unisex jokes. This one is a true
female joke. It's offered in the hope that women will love it and men
will pass it along to women who will love it.



A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered.





He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
(As most men will.)





Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 . . .
on one condition."
(There are always conditions.)





Man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words."





The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse,
which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly,
and



meaningfully said . . .






"Clean my house." Close Window