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NAME: Homer Jay Simpson

AGE: 36

WEIGHT: Ranges from 239-260 lbs.

FAMILY: Wife: Marge. Three Children: Bart, Lisa & Maggie.
               Father: Abe Simpson.

OCCUPATION: Sector 7G's Safety Inspector at the Springfield
                        Nuclear Power Plant.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Donuts, Pork Rinds, Pork Chops, Krusty
                                 Burgers, American Cheese.

FAVOURITE DRINK: Duff Beer

HOBBIES: Sitting on the couch watching TV drinking a Beer,
                Hanging out at Moe's Tavern, Bowling

FAVOURITE SAYINGS: "D'oh!" "Why you little....!"
                                     "Hmm... (Anything edible or non-edible)

NAME: Marge Bouvier Simpson

AGE: 34

OCCUPATION: Housewife

PAST CAREERS: Policewoman, Actress, Substitute Teacher,
                          Waitress, Power Plant Worker and a Pretzel
                          Wagon Entrepreneur

FAMILY: Husband: Homer. Children: Bart, Lisa & Maggie.
              Sisters: Patty & Selma.

HOBBIES: Baking Cupcakes and Marshmallow Squares, Bowling,
               Cleaning, Nagging.

PET PEEVES: The Itchy & Scratchy Show, Messy Rooms, Homer
                     getting drunk.

FAVOURITE SAYINGS: "Oh Homer...." "Yummy and Nutritious!"
                                     "Oh Homer, I'm so proud of you!"