Sardar Jokes

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant,socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'".

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Alright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,"Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for? The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,otherwise I would have been missing too."

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Doordarshan singh was sitting for a True-False exam. He decided to answer the questions with the toss of a coin- heads = true, tails = false. Everything is going fine until the last five minutes when suddenly Doordarshan starts cursing and swearing. the examiner asks him what's wrong. Sardarji replies "I am re-checking my answers with this coin and half of them are wrong!"

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A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."

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One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour. They saw one Sardarji in front of Hospital ( Bridge Candy ) was trying to fill some form. So eagerly couple enquired " aare Sardarji kya kar raahe ho " Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The Young Couple as per preshedule, they took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the very next day, they find the same Sardarji,in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked " Aare Sardarji kya kar raahe ho" sardarji once again replied "I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form". The Couple said "But sardarji yesterday you were in bombay filling the same form Why you are in Delhi. Sardaji cooly replied " Aare Saab Ye form mein leekha hey ke FILL IN CAPITAL" Aap ko etna bhi patta nahi hei .. Ha Ha Ha.....

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A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove back home.

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The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."

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There were these two Sardarji twins who looked so incredibly alike, that sometimes they borrowed money from each other without the other really knowing about it.

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