The know-it-all who has something to say about everything and will fight to the death to support his facts (more like beliefs) because he’s too full of himself to admit he might be wrong and if he ever is proven wrong, he’ll worm his way out of it by saying things like ‘I misunderstood your question’, ‘I knew it was that all along. I was just seeing if you believed me.’, or ‘That’s what I said in the first place. Didn’t you hear me?’.
Not-My-Type-of-Guy #2:
The badass who talks (more like brags) about his numerous piercings and/or tattoos, drinking, fights, crimes and/or other immoral things he’s done because things like TV and movies show that it’s the ‘bad boy’ who gets all the chicks and if he doesn’t convince everyone how much of a badass he is, they might find out he’s just a scared little boy too afraid to do what’s right because that would screw up his badass reputation.
Not-My-Type-of-Guy #3:
The prep and/or jock that is so wrapped up in his looks and/or social status that he doesn’t even realize that he’s more shallow than a Frisbee and/or his life has no meaning so he goes out and gets drunk and/or doped up and/or laid by an equally shallow bimbo in a feeble attempt to fill the shallow socket in his chest where his soul would have been if he hadn’t sold it to Satan long ago just so he would be ‘popular’ and/or ‘handsome’.
Not-My-Type-of-Guy #4:
The overly traditional/possessive guy that believes women are meant to be housewives (more like housemaids) and aren’t allowed to go out and do things without him (but he can go out without you) or have male friends (because you’re his property) and never question his decisions no matter how stupid he gets (because he’s the man) and you can’t dress up nice if you do go out in public together because any outfit you wear besides a baggy (never tight) tee shirt and sweat pants is either too short, too tight, or too revealing, making him think you’re consciously trying to make other guys look at you, in which case he might have to publicly piss on you to prove, once and for all, that you are his territory.
Disclaimer: If you consider yourself a know-it-all, badass, prep, jock, and/or traditionalist and you feel you've been unjustly type-cast, please know I'm only refering to those know-it-alls, badasses, preps, jocks, and/or traditionalists that actually fit these descriptions in one or more ways. I know not all know-it-alls, badasses, preps, jocks, and/or traditionalists act like that.