Suspicion

Do you think you know me?
Take this quiz to find out!
You should be able to figure out what you got right or wrong from the results page, but you can always ask me.
I do NOT get to view your results from this quiz, so don't be ashamed if you fail.
Anyway, select the radio button on the ONE answer you suspect is correct.
Just so you know, answers can be totally wrong, marginally correct, or mostly correct.
Oh, and on the results page, don't click 'Give Me More' because that quiz has expired.
  1. What is my favorite color and why?

    2. Black because you're goth.
    Blue because you're always sad.
    Red because you're HOT!
    Blue because it's the best.
    Silver because you like piercings.
    Green because you are a tree hugger.

  2. What is my number and why?

    3. 96 because that's the year you graduated.
    15 because that's the age of most guys you're attracted to.
    Zero because that's your favorite Smashing Pumpkins song.
    33 because that's your favorite Smashing Pumpkins song.
    33 because that's your football number.
    13 because that's how many squirrels you own.
    13 because that's how many different nail polish colors you own.
    3 because that's your OCD number.

  3. What is my nicname and why?

    4. Big Mandy to distinguish you from the Little Mandy at work.
    Man because your friends were too lazy to say your whole name.
    Mandoo because that was your name in your Pokémon game.
    Mandoo because one time you stubbed your toe as you were saying your name and said 'Ooh!'.
    Fluffy because you're not fat, you're just fluffy.
    Mandolin because you learned how to play one at a young age.
    Mandolin because your middle name is Lynn.

  4. What is my favorite animal and why?

    5. Squirrels because they are whimsical like you.
    Squirrels because you have had one as a pet since you were 16.
    Snakes because you have had one as a pet since you were 16.
    Snakes because they are low maintenance like you.
    Dogs because they are like children.
    Tigers because they are powerful like you.

  5. What is my favorite comic character and why?

    6. Charlie Brown because things never seem to go right for him.
    Shikamaru because he's intelligent but lazy like you.
    Spiderman because he always tries to do the right thing without hurting anyone.
    Spiderman because you like spiders.
    Spiderman because you like the colors of his costume.
    Gambit because you like the colors of his costume.
    Gambit because you like his sexy accent.
    Batman because he's goth.
    Batman because he kicks ass even without special powers.
    Bluntman because you think Kevin Smith is a hot guy.
    Chronic because you think Jason Mewes is a hot guy.

  6. What form of entertainment is most important to me and why?

    7. Television because it keeps you informed and up to date with current events.
    Newspaper because it keeps you informed and up to date with current events.
    Magazine because it keeps you informed and up to date with current events.
    Radio because it keeps you informed and up to date with current events.
    Books because it helps you escape reality for a while.
    Role playing because you like to play God.
    Role playing because it helps you escape reality for a while.
    Music because it helps you escape reality for a while.
    Music so you stop hearing voices in your head.
    Self-Pleasure because no one else will touch you.

  7. What is my favorite band and why?

    8. R.E.M because you like their sound and they sing so many songs you can relate to.
    R.E.M because they rock!
    R.E.M because you like bands with abbreviated names.
    N.I.L.8 because you like bands with abbreviated names.
    N.I.L.8 because they rock!
    N.I.L.8 because you like their sound and they sing so many songs you can relate to.

  8. What is something that does NOT stress me out and why?

    9. Heat because you grew up in Texas.
    Confrontations because you find them exciting.
    People shouting at you because you think it's funny.
    Hunger/Thirst because you already have enough stored up.
    Crushing on a guy because you want to fall in love.
    Snow because you grew up in Detroit.
    Not knowing because you're clueless anyway.

  9. What is a food that I REALLY like and why?

    10. Strawberries because they are an aphrodisiac.
    Watermelon because they are so sweet and juicy.
    Shrimp because you like the texture.
    Squid because you like the texture.
    Beans because they are so filling.
    Peas because your mom made you eat them all the time.
    Lettuce because salad is healthy.
    Tomatoes because they're twangy.

  10. Do you think you know me yet?

    11. I've got you figured out now, for sure!
    Well enough.
    Not quite yet, but I'd like to know more.
    No, and you scare me. *runs away*

NOTE: If you actually see lame floaty hearts on the results page, I love you because you got every question right!
Or you cheated, shame on you!

All right, lamers...what do you think?