About Cinko's Creator
The works of Cinko's creator were found in a cast-off ballot box somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. After the box was examined by a voting council for a period of three months it was determined that it did not, as certain election officials contended, contain an extra six hundred and two votes for Al Gore.
It was then taken to a laboratory in southern New Mexico, where it was officially opened and the secrets it held examined.
It contained several comic strips, two websites, quite a few drawings, some rather atrocious writings, a theatre stub for 'Okrahoma,' half a dozen empty Sunkist bottles, and a journal. Three Canadians, working seperately night and day for 36 hours, were able to translate this diary. Inside the meaning of the universe was explained; however, the governments of various countries wish to keep this under their hats, so it will not be explained here.
Near the back of the book were found many interesting facts about the author:
-she worked with the wild monkeys that live in the forests of south Iowa, until she was thrown out of the habitat when it came out that she didn't like bananas.
-she once lost the deeds to Area 51, Stonehenge, and the Nazca lines, all in one crazy night of poker with Nessie, a leprechuan, and Elvis.
-she then proceeded to enter into a risky game of 'Go Fish' with Barney, the Teletubbies, and Little Bill, none of who have been heard from since.
Her full journal has been publicized on the internet in a different format than originally intended; you can find it here. You can also roam around her Redwall site and ponder the meaning of string, llamas, and sharp shiny things.
Cinko's author is responsible for the atrocities that are comics number four, fifteen, and seventeen.