By The Punisher (RvDSABU55@aol.com)
8th June, 1999

"Uncle Ted, Throw in the towel!"

Hello. As always this is The Punisher giving you what he thinks and what he, himself, only thinks. He's opinion is not someother guys on the internet. He writes about the way he feels, and he really doesn't care what anyone else in the entire world thinks.

Now, before I start my column, I wanna give you my opinion on the other columns here at PWS (ProWrestling Spotlight). First, The Blockbuster. This is a good column with recent news. He has a column for all ages. Then, there, Hater's Rant, he curses almost every-damn-sentence. He is just like The Lowbrow Lowdown. I think there both good. Then there's The People's Column. Which is the longest running column at PWS. Another good column. Then there's the best column on the internet (just kidding) The Punishment. Which is the best column I ever read! (Just kidding). Now I just wanted to say that, so now onto the column!

Ted Turner and WcW. Ted Turner has a history of making movies. Actually, he's a famous film maker. He's so rich he even has two television stations! And both are national stations! This guy got the money! And alot of it. Which brings me to my point. TED TURNER IS TOO RICH TO RUN A WRESTLING PROMOTION! Sure, he has the money to get all the wrestlers in the world, but he hires his friends as bookers. And he gets the wrestlers to be bookers! Don't you think if you were a booker/wrestler in WcW you would save all your good ideas on yourself? I know I would! And I would make myself a main eventer, and if I could I would be the #1 wrestler in WcW. Diamond Dallas Page is a good example. He has creative power in WcW and went from barely US Title holder to the main event status. Don't tell me someone (besides DDP) saw the light of this great guy and said, "MAKE HIM THE WORLD CHAMP!". I think he's a disgrace to the name of America! He's a disgrace to the world Wrestling. HELL! He's a Disgrace to
the name of Professional Wrestling in the world! So with all the weak points, Uncle Ted should throw in the towel!

Maybe he should sell it, maybe he should just end it, or maybe he should just quit as being owner! Whatever it is, I hope it happens! FAST!

Ted Turner should realize in that little tiny head of his, that you gotta know wrestling, to have wrestling! Here are some ways Uncle Ted can solve this problem:

1. Sell the WcW to Vincet K. McMahon, Jr.

2. Sell the WcW to Paul Heyman (then Paul Heyman pick out the ten most hardcore guys, and sell the rest of WcW to WWF, and from the money he makes he can get more tables, chairs, and anything hardcore!)

3. Get money from Vince McMahon, for WcW wrestlers to wrestle in WWF. But, still have WcW, but just not have any macthes.

4. Turn all of WcW into movie stars....err...HE ALREADY DID!

5. Give WcW to me, just out of the kindness of his heart!

There the top five ways to turn WcW into something. I personally like 5 the best!! HeHe! That sorta runs into Edition number #2 of The Punishment!

Well that's my column, , like it or hate it, you read it!!  If you ain't down with that, I got two words for ya...E-MAIL ME!!!!   Until next time, I'm The Punisher signing off!!! 

~c ya
- The Punisher
(RvDSABU55@aol.com)