By Sausage ( bigsexxxysausage@hotmail.com )
19th May, '99

You Gotta Respect the Rastlers

My column for now is about a lack of respect to wrestlers, These guys are doing what they are told, hence The Rock sayin' "Know your role and shut your mouth", if you don't know what that means, it means do what your told and don't b**ch about it, anyway, these "rastlers" are putting on a show for us, they are there to entertain us, they are doing that for a living, they are also there to give hopes and dreams to the little ones who still think wrestling is real.  These rastlers wrestle for our enjoyment all over the North American Contenent, and they are very tired and they want to spend some time with their family and friends, they may only get two days of to spend time with them, maybe even less.  I saw on the May 17th Edition of NITRO (which was boring), and saw in the Main Event when Macho Man came to the ring and beat up Kevin Nash, some young man entered the ring and started dancing in the ring cause he was on TV.  Macho Man Randy Savage started beating him up, desevingly so, because that young man, who was probably drunk and accepted a $5 bet that he wouldn't do it, did not show any respect to any of the rastlers.
    When some wrestlers die, just recently Rick Rude, there is an unlimited amount of respect when he passed on, because people will never see him in or out of the ring again, ever. Lets face it, most people don't have respect to wrestlers, i just wanna say that you get in the ring, wrestle some big guy, get washed up,go to sleep, wake up in the morning, jump on a plane that will be up in the air for a long time, get a hotel room, go to the arena see who you are wrestling with, some what reharse it, get suited up, get in the ring, wrestle some big guy, repeat for at least 230 days a year. Of course thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.  any suggestions or commets or want to meet a good looking young man, email me freely at bigsexxxysausage@hotmail.com and I WILL respond, Have a Nice Day!