By Sausage ( bigsexxxysausage@hotmail.com )
1st July, '99

Is ECW More Exciting Than WCW's NITRO?

Can you believe than an under-acheiving organization of wrestlers be more
exciting than ted Turners' WCW? Yes it is simply because ECW is simply
hardcore. WCW and the WWF are being copy cats when it comes to hardcore
wrestling, the problem is that they can't do it to well. They don't use the
chairs and tables as much as ECW, WCW and WWF are more on the kindo stick,
which sucks. Fans want to see wrestlers get their heads caved in the steel
chairs, they want to see tables shatter as a wrestler crashs through the
table, squeezing the wind, ( and back) out of their opponent. WCW is more
to a family tune, with easy going wrestling entertainment equip with good
looking girls dancing. It would work IF they got better bookies, wrestling
matches that had a point, like for intsence, Ernest Miller and Barry
Horowitz, who cares, and about their dancing NITRO Girls, I have never seen
so many misques and mess ups they do, in other words, they are not online,
WCW is better off without them, and the DJ, he should get lost, and Master
P, no disrespect to the man, but he does not belong in WCW, nor any other
corporation. ECW doesnt't want them, besides they can't afford them. Why do
you think Sandman and Bam Bam Bigelow aren't there, because they ask for a
price too high for ECW. ECW maybe poor, but they can put on a show. If you
ever watch ECW, I must warn you it isn't for the little kids, wrestlers
cuss, but don't worry, they bleep them, but the crowd on the other hand,
have bad mouth and aren't cencord! ECW has fights and pull off moves that
you will never see anywhere, i.e. where else can you see a tombstone
piledriver from the top rope?!?!?!

That about wraps it up for this Sausage editon, if you want to question or
comment on my column in any way, then please email me at
bigsexxxysausage@hotmail.com. Have a nice day!