1. Not, it watches, it is a
period that is distracted from things larger than me. I must take of the decisions
that I do not know to take, and therefore my perception of the things is confused
and incoherent...
2. The last thing that I would
want to make is to trick someone, to which above all holds, therefore for game.
3. To be with you appeals to
to me because a six indeed interesting person and in leg, but my heart is taken
entire from an other person (than well-known it
does not spin neanche of I crawl).
4. From much time this thing
takes to me, to the point that I do not think myself more neanche on the market...
(it says: then she gives it via like frisbee).
5. My ideal she would be makes
you happy in some way, but obviously not in the way that you ask me... (you
perhaps wanted to buy an ice cream to me?).
6. Obviously they are flattered
from how much you say and this to me not sure you sminuisce to my eyes; indeed...
7. Dispiace to have to you
to me to say it therefore, but on these things it cannot be mentire above all
to the others and to same himself.
8. Anyway (sic!), I do not know neanch'
where I am going to adorn: I have a po' lost I spin of my life.
9. My answer is not " not ",
but " me dispiace ".
10. You a six able person to
render the others, because six full load of attentions is looked at that, but
to me happy lacks those " clic " necessary to a true love.
11. They would spiacerebbe
to me very many to lose to you, but I know that you I cannot impose nothing.
12. You have offered to me
all. I do not offer to you null in change, know, if not my friendship to it.
13. If we will not be able
more to see to us because for you it is without sense I will understand it,
even if he will dispiacerà to me very many.
14. To you the choice on from
makes hour: any thing you will make will be sure just. I hope not to have to
you to lose in order always, but... there east the ways, n' east-ce pas.
15. You appeal to a lot to
me, yes, you put entirety..., but after the summer!
16. I, what, with who!?
17. I and you together? (risata)
But from i, be serious!
18. You six Bravo ragazzo(/a):
merits better.
19. Not you merit.
20. Not six you that you do
not go well for me: they are I that I do not go well for you.
21. It watches, you take me
the unprovided one; I would have to think to us, but while we continue to see
to us...
22. I cannot because I want
to you too much well!
23. Not, it watches, the women
as me they are destined to remain sun.
24. Not, it watches, you are
becoming ridicule (eventually: also in the comparisons of same you),
and then not sopporto the men who cry.
25. He watches, a man who cries
does not appeal to to nobody, much less to a girl... and leaves the arm me,
cabbage!
26. (He in tears. She, rifacendogli the back:) Gnê... gnê... gnêêê.
27. (It passes an arm to them on the shoulders. She:) From i, you make warmth... ( heme
does not point out to retreat: after five second ones, scrollando the shoulders,
with one smorfia) Daiii!
28. It can are given that it
rethinks to us: it is the moment that is mistaken, not the person.
29. But not, from i. And then
it would not be corrected in the comparisons of Mark (than
it it is tappiando from one life, but of which a to she not frega accident).
30. But not, from i. And then
friend of she would not be corrected in the comparisonsof
Luisa (that it she is well-known heading, but that he equally well-known not
sopporta). [N.d.r.
Attention to the difference with the n.29!!]
31. The times I ask who are,
from where I come, where I go: I have not found answers for same me, we figure
ourselves for an other.
32. But six drunk? (he
knows very well that it does not have drunk nothing)
33. I cannot think next to
you if not like to a good friend or a brother...
34. (With tone decidedly
seccato) Not! not now!
35. (With regret tone) If me you had
asked a month ago...
36. (With astonishment) But not! What
you have understood? perhaps... or is guilt mine that I have deceived to you?
I have given to you of the hopes in some way?
37. (With sadness) Not, better than
not, we are too much various and too much equal at the same time. It could not
work.
38. What creeds, sure things
more costs to me to say them that to you to feel them.
39. Not, it watches, lasciamo
the things therefore as they are: we do not ruin all.
40. Not that me dispiaccia:
I expected that sooner or later we would be arrives you to this point, but me
seemed that you had already understood from my attitudes as they are truly the
things.
41. It is better if of riparliamo
with calm an other time (he is evidently calmest).
42. Not, I cannot renounce
to my freedom.
43. (He) You could be stopped to sleep
from me... (imbarazzata pause)
I sleep on the divano. (It) On this neanche discussed
itself! And hour portami to house.
44. (It, after all the summer that us test, when account becomes
that she, than it has always bounced, is taking the taxi for the airport)
Because has not said to me that you leave to you? (She,
like giving most obvious of the answers) Because
me you have not never asked. [N.d.r. The talk
has been carried out in English, but it is translate for semplicità of
consultation]
45. (He) You telephone the next week?
(She) ... semai
also that one after.
46. I call you friday! (For
two months Hush, then a day:) I have called You
four times at least... but always it was occupied or not there was nobody.
47. But, it is not true that
I am trying to put to me with my former ones. But who has said this stupidaggine
to you? I have the free and opened heart to whichever new history! (after a month one recovers with its former ones)
48. I cannot promise nothing
to you, I am making the service military and are always in turn for secret missions.
We could not ourselves be never seen!
49. I very hold you to us,
only that hour is not the moment that I am leaving and will be a year to the
foreign country. We could not ourselves be never seen. (It
returned to house all the weekend, obviously without never is made alive)
50. I do not have more wants
than storielle of the cabbage, by now me they are stew. If hour I will exit
with a girl it will be in order always. I want to find one woman to marry.
51. Dái! you feel that
beautiful music, we go to dance.
52. I too much hold you, and
then the not six my type.
53. " Me lasci the telephone
" " But not, they give you to me yours."
54. " Today and tomorrow I
cannot... " " Beh! we make an other time " " Ah, not. I do not make programs
"
55. You see, to me appeals
to to know new people, but then he ends lì.
56. (He:) Excuse if I have not called to you, but was ugly time. (She:) A lot I had other programs,
and then not there was.
57. I would want to be with
you, but I do not succeed to us!
58. Sgomma!
59. Not, it watches, not task
that is one good idea...
60. Perhaps it is better than
of it we speak an other evening
61. Not: it is my stomach that
me says...!
62. Perhaps Dài. is
not the moment.
63. Not, me I do not feel.
64. It does not watch, is a
period that I must work very... (and that what
enters there?)
65. I never mix business with
pleasure. (internationally brilliant!)
66. We do not know ourselves
enough.
67. Not, our zodiacale sign
would not be compatible.
68. Toh, watches, has arrived
Luigi...! (unexpected maneuver in order to clearly
distract and to cut the approach.)
69. Not because I have intention
to transfer to me to Rome
70. Yes, I am much good with
you, but in the mind the ghost of my former ones still flutters: you must apettare
(is still waiting for!).
71. You know, in truth task
that I will not never find nobody with which happy being... They are I that
I have something that does not go!
72. It must be beautiful to
love a person therefore as well as as you love me... Never it has not happened
me
73. Before that I and you succeed
well to be together must pass of the time... (3 sec. pause) ... much time,
at least one ten of years.
74. I have need of time in
order to think, leaves to us me in peace and it more does not make to see for
all the summer you; of riparleremo to the return from the vacations. (To
advanced October it from perfect masochista tries and she to it:) I am well therefore, without of you, have made the choice just.
75. () They are a po' imbarazzata... I fear that you will have to modernize
your list of the two of picche!.
76. Not, we have various times.
You would have to learn to understand my rhythms.
77. Excuse, I do not understand.
78. Me dispiace you have misinterpreted
my signs of friendship: if you had imagined it not never I would be dreammed
of give to you of marks them " mistakes to you "
(all while it embraces tightest he and, with the head chino, ago to gush
out to commando one sincere tear of commotion).
79. (It it from input imprudent and he jumps to them literally leans.
She:) Now you take and go from your friends to
tell that they are made of wood why a a lot I with you not there are. Understood?
Not there am.
80. It is useless that you
insist, as well as as I to you with you have already said two years ago I do
not come to us to bed.
81. You see, the point is
that in this moment me I do not feel of having a history with nobody and you
a six person who is worth too much in order to ruin this friendship that is
being born. Perhaps a day will be various but in this moment it is therefore
and I ask to respect you this my decision. (He:perhaps ) When you change idea I not will be more... (She:) Of they are aware.
82. (It has asked to them
to become its lover) In this moment is too much
in love of same me in order to accept a secondary role.
83. (It has proposed to
make a turn to them) Yes, even makes a turn to
that extension with Xxx (expert of art, famous
homosexual) therefore says something to us of
that young Japanese artist...
84. The feeling in this moment
does not make part of my universe.
85. It watches, I do not know
what happens to me, but it takes to me malissimo...
86. Before saying sure hauled, remembers at least my name to you!
87. I cannot make us null, not is chemistry...
88. I know to you too much well, I know of what you you have need...
and I can assure to you that he is not me that you want.
89. Irrazionalmente we could be entirety... rationally not.
90. My life is already enough chaotic: not to still confuse me more
the ideas, I pray to you.
91. Me dispiace, in these days it reopens the season of hunting. Hello,
we look at ourselves.
92. (After to have last
two hours to speak, it tries to kiss it. She:) It is late,
are tired, I must re-enter.
93. I hour am with I guide,
he I have filled up all the holes that you have left free... in all the senses!
94. You disappear, rospo!
95. (It tries a impacciato
approach:) Hello, I call myself... (She,
with arrogant air furbetta and:) Je of parle
pas italien! (He:) Pas de problemes, je parle
francais. (She, cold, turning itself from an other
part:) In this case I do not speak not even French!!!
96. It is hour that changes the cellular one, never does not work and
there is always the telephone secretariat, and you know that I hatred to leave
the messages in secretariat. (the cellular one
works very well and it does not have the telephone secretariat)
97. It watches, I I could not never put with the former boy of one my
friend. (Evidently that one to which it has made
from witness of wedding and to which it has stolen the husband to the return
from the travel of wedding is one simple knowing)
98. We make that we are at least a month without to see to us, therefore
we understand if the thing is one serious what. (Evidently
serious what was not one: I do not have it seen more)
99. (escapes from the restaurant
where it has spold a fortune, taking a walk in direction of the intentionally
left car far) ... because then you see, you make
account that between we not there was only friendship, but a feeling that us
it tied more in way, like saying, deep... no? (she:)
... uh uh, you think that she would come outside.
Is that one your machine?
100. (He) Hello, I have telephoned
to you in order to ask to you if you wanted to exit with me this evening. (She) Not thanks, you know in
this period I do not have head!... (After some
tempoi, He) Hello, as you are? You come with
me to one festivity? (She) Not
thanks, you know lately I have lost the head!
101. (It waits for it to
house from an hour, He telephones to them) Ready, is a po' in delay because she has come to find the former
ones to us of my sister. (She) That centers you with the former ones of your sister?
(It) is not that I had also to ignite the
video recorder and... (It) is not that you also a meteorite in the garden has fallen and six
stopped to you to shovel it? (He) Yes.
102. You know, I I am not free,
in this moment is not that I feel myself in guilt, ARE in guilt.
103. (He) You want something from drink?
(She) Not thanks,
I must guide. (He)
not to worry to you, I accompany you (She)
Not thanks, dress a lot far away...
104. (Telegram) changed Feelings. You
think yourself free. Stop
105. (He, after that it has accused it of having the head to drawers)
You know, after the other evening I more do not succeed to close the drawer...
is always a sock that dulls outside. (It) Tries to us better.
106. Your birthday? I would
have said that six scorpion... Friday not me scappi, I call you of sure in order
makes the auguries you! (Friday:
107. (He) Likeable your friend. (It)
Leaves to be is fiancèe. (It)
is not at all geloso, and then however of flank to you scompaiono
all... (It) Exactly, therefore leaves it to be.
108. But you do not feel po'
a ridicule? (Then, fixing its imbarazzato smile:)
At least you remove that insalata piece of that you it is remained between the
teeth...
109. You with the girls do
not lose time! Unfortunately I have long times moolto.
110. Me dispiace, but someone
has been faster than you.
111. (She) the Not six my type. (It) and
com' is your type? (It) does not have nothing to that to see with you.
112. She watches, this has
been one perfect evening: it you will not want at all to ruin therefore.
113. Credimi... (appoggiandogli
a hand on the shoulder) I cannot just.
114. Not, it watches, I of
usual I do not put myself with the boys young than me because I know already
that they would rise a bag of problems that I could not sopportare.
115. I am a person much complicating
with which possession to that making (that he
has not prevented to them to go themselves some in vacation with that he had
only known 2 weeks before).
116. (He) You see hour that I have said
to you that I want to you well... I am shaking. (She) Anch' I am shaking, the window
is opened and enters a icy wind.
117. (He) I am free, you six free one,
why I do not take care myself? (She) and
that we are, two baths?
118. (It) Is late (He) But not, from i, it is not late... (It) For a evening like this, is
late.
119. (To an aperitif: He)
What you say some, we go to eat something? (She)
Today I cannot, we feel ourselves tomorrow. (the
next day, He) Then what you say some, we look
at, that I know... monday, tuesday.... (It) But, watches, has decided that I must put itself to diet. (It) Beh, then can itself be made
an other aperitif. (It) the diet comprises also those.
120. (It) Then is yes or not? (It) Watches, I would want that she
was yes, but knows that she is not.
121. (He) Then, I waited for to you in front of the cinema? (It) Watches, makes therefore: if
you see to me she wants to say that I come if you do not see to me wants to
say that I do not come (to candidare to the Oscar for its unparalleled genius).
122. (It) Then calls me you? (It)
Goes bé from feels itself...
123. She watches to 99% I come
(never has not come, to 100%!).
124. Nothing of staff, but
you I do not love more.
125. (He) You know, we are therefore entirety
well, that we could exit with in a way a po' various from like we are making.
(It) Watches, is not for you, but I believed to have made to you to understand
that they are not interested to exit with nobody in this moment.
126. Not, six fiancèe.
127.Six cake like never nobody,
but I must be dealt badly in order to love!
128. (He, in departure)I will not lack to you? (She)Sure who you will lack to me, who will pay me the
breakfast all the mornings some?
129. (He, to the unprovided one) You have
engagements this evening? (She)
Nnn... ssi, unfortunately I cannot exit with you.
130. (cellular Telephone call to) a Ready one, hello (bla, bla...), and if uscissimo with this evening?
(She) What? ready,
ready, ready... the line is disturbed does not feel more nothing, is in a zone
without field... We feel ourselves next, hello. (the telephone took very well).
131. (It, with suadente voice and loads with hope) would go You to exit with me saturday? (She) This saturday I do not have
wants to exit and however before trying to know the others you would have to
know same you.
132. (He) you want yourself to be put with me? (She) Not, and however before you
would have to ask it that tribe for children (brufoli,
nda) that you have on the forehead.
134. I do not have need of being judged, but of being understood.
135. (He) You telephone? (It) Not, watches because... hmmm... (click!)
136. I thought you recently... (it follows
interlocutorio smile)
137. I love you a lot but I
cannot! Hour excuse I go to bed perche I have sleep.
138. Beloved, is in love of you, you loves a bag, but I do not want to
love because me to you incasini the life.
139. In these two weeks I have
had of the humor jolts, not always I had wants to see to you, and you not it
merits, the friday and saturday are still sacred and then... the spring is arriving
and the summer but if I return I make the just things this time, credimi me
dispiace a lot, I have tried to us but they are not still ready for one serious
history. Me creeds?
140. Not to believe that it has not thought to us, but now would not
have sense to throw to me between the arms of someone. Perhaps tomorrow. And
perhaps not.
141. (He) Because we do not give the hand?
(She) and to who ce we must give, the hand?
142. It has said to me of dirti that not there is but however to leave
a message
143. You would be also likeable... but six therefore cretino!
144. (They live in two various cities. She)
we look at ourselves to fine June?
(He, with terrorizzata voice) I did not think that you wanted to often
see to me therefore! (May
Is half!)
145. I introduce you one my friend to which you will appeal to sure:
it drives crazy for those a po' bruttini but simpati to us.
146. I will be cretina, but the feeling or is endured or not there is,
cannot arrive after a time Pò: you a six most expensive friend.
147. Me dispiace but my religion me prohibits!
148. Also I love to you, but
mine it is a love that cannot go al.di.là.dell' friendship!
149. ... Why you see, you
not six like the others. You six various one, understand to me, I with you you
can speak, confidarmi. The others instead think always next to one single what.
150. Thanks of the evening,
we feel ourselves in week.
151. It does not watch I cannot
exit with you why I consider you a cousins indeed a brother (we look at only some time the saturday evening in discotheque
and enough)
152. (It) Where finds it like me? (It) Mmh..mi from the some day
of time in order makes you one complete list?
153. Vabbè..che I must
dirti.. non so..mi it would appeal to to be with you... also to be yours tipa,
eventually (even if there is much difference of age.). But to make the love
therefore, with that I do not know and that that then I do not see again...
insomma, is not my kind, credimi... then they are even a sensuale type, I make
the love very... but I prefer with persons with which I have a relationship
that hard in the tempo..una botta and via me puts sadness and it humiliates
to me... oh, hour you I have said! six content?
154. They have arrived to a
crossroad, unavoidablly.
155 (He) You
feel, however you do not know what of you lose. (She)
Truly six you that you do not know what six lost to you.
156. I would not want to notice
too much late that you nonsei fact for the brace life.
157. , it is not that I do
not want to be with you, is that you me have not asked!
158. At the moment it is all
overbooked. But you can be put in wait list.
159. I still do not have reciso
the umbilical cord that alloy me to my mother.
I CORONAMENTI
it is worth to say
LIKE IF IT WERE NOT ENOUGH
that is
BEYOND THE DAMAGE, THE PRANK!
for the series
THE FINGER IN THE PLAGUE
or also
BUT THEN, F...!
to But yes, but yes that us
risentiamo, demon!
b. (It, with attitude from YOUNG TEACHER WHOM SHE RESUMES, BUT UNDER
UNDER APPRECIATES the BEHAVIOR OF a DISCOLACCIO, churning the finger index in
direction of the duedipiccato one) Telephones
to me but, eh!.
c. A day me ringrazierai.
d. Why, creeds that I do not
suffer to us for nothing?
and. You not to call to me,
I call you
f.Perhaps it is better than
for a po' we do not feel ourselves
g. And you remove yourself
glances at them alone that the eyes are the single beautiful thing that you
have
Every man to the world has had to be confronted at least once with this question.
Most times this jumps outside in the less opportune moments, like when been watching
the game, you are tightened in I embrace passionate or been sailing a bellicose
one marlin from waters of the Gulf of Mexico. Any thing you are making you must
reply with a complete and satisfactory answer, or will be accused To hide
the True Feelings. That it means, obviously, to pass the successive week
with the tail between the legs. Therefore, you must be exited some with something.
And it must be convincing.
Hour, the question that rises spontaneous is: the
women want to know to what think? Simple: they suppose that in the first place
we think. Incredible!
Why never they think this? Well, gone from a woman and chiedetele to what is
thinking. I l ' have made, and here the result:
" Mainly, I am thinking next to the festivity that
I will give Saturday, and as I will make to arrange that candlestick nell '
income so that people us peaks the head not passing to us under. Then I am thinking
mine program of job for the week and if I will have the time of sbrigare also
the house matters. And moreover I ask myself if it is not too much late for
tickets of our travel of Been born them. And then I am thinking to prepare one
to me dull. "
It is not only thinking next to something: she is thinking next to four things
at the same time! If glielo I demand between five minuteren, it will be still
thinking. The women think always, and often to arguments practical to us.
The men, instead, actively only think for five minuteren all ' hour (and not
consecutive, generally). Therefore, in the best one of the hypotheses, you have
a possibility on 12 to find a man that he is effectively thinking. Next to what
we think?
1. Sex
2. Food
3. The songs of Sanremo
4. Soccer
5. " Starsky and Hutch "
6. Sex
7. Job
8. The black one and disowned mystery of the creation that encircles our existence,
and if a benevolent force and omnipotent can permeate it. Or, a glass of that
bond.
9. To sleep
10. Sex
In conclusion, asking case to a man to what tasks one is had exactly possibility
dell ' 8,3% to obtain a true, verifiable and honest thought. You could with
equal possibility to bet to the totocalcio.
It seems strange? Well. Then, to what been thinking? You must think to us on,
true?
Although l ' obvious ascertainment that the men, about fact, do not think nearly
never, the women will continue however to ask to know their more intimate thoughts.
From a part it is moving because the women express the confidence that the men,
if opportunely and frequently he stimulates to you, can increase the frequency
of the thoughts. And they will catch up the scope, even if unfortunately our
more frequent thought will be Plants it to ask to me what is thinking '. And
they will be troubles.
The better way in order to prevent to a woman to ask to you continuously what
been thinking is to have ready every time of the premanifactured answers. Eccone
someone, true and experienced, with its for and against.
" I am thinking next to like would be beautiful to
remain this evening with to house in front of the fire." For:
Romantico. It seems sincere Against:
It demands a fireplace (or a ignifugo pavement and a system of ventilation).
Romantici moments increase the probability of questions of the type to what
are thinking? '
" I am thinking next to how much I love to you." For: Of
usual it provokes a positive answer that it does not need of ulterior conversation;
in some cases it is also true. Against:
If misused the answer, she will notice of the trick and then they will be serious
troubles.
" I was asking myself if there is life on other planets." For:
It evidences depth of cosmic thought. Against:
It could think that it is the prelude to the same one ufomania ' that it has
made to franare its previous relation.
" I was imagining, if pits an animal, than animal
I would be." For:
Fantasioso; it engages for a sure time to try the just positioning in the animal
reign. Against:
It could think to a likeness to the beaver or the skunk, or could cross all
the animal reign until arriving to the microorganisms.
" I was thinking next to what truly mean the words
of ' Dust in the wind'." For:
Deep extension musical acquaintance; like last resource, if the conversation
langue, you can always sing. Against:
If it is one conoscitrice of rock years ' 70, could end in one complicated argument
on the various depth of ' Dust' and ' Dream On ' of the Aerosmith
Remembered however that these answers do not have to never take the place of
a true thought, if c ' is. If found to have of one in the moment in which she
ve it asks it, it pulls it to you without fear outside, less than he is not
something of the type ' Goodness knows if the Milan has marked ' or ' I adore
the pollo fried '. With a po ' of practical you would have to catch up turns
out to you acceptable.
- you Decide
= just the decision you would have to be obvious
- You make
as seems to you = you will pay later on It
- We must
speak = I have need to complain me of something
- Sure,
it also makes it if you want = I do not want that you make it
- they are
not angry = Sure that is angry, stupid!
- Six cosi
masculine = You have need to shave to you
- Sure that
this evening six just pretty with Possible me = that tasks always to the sex?
- You extinguish
the light = I have the cellulitis
- This thus
little practical kitchen e' = I want one new house
- I want
of the new you stretch of it =... and carpets, and furnish, and paper from adorns
to you
- I have
felt a noise = I was myself shrewed that you were for addormentarti
- it loves
to Me? = I am in order to ask something to you for expensive
- How much
loves to me? = I have made something that piacera' not to feel to you
- I have
large seating? = Dimmi that is wonderful
- You must
learn to communicate = You must only be of agreement with me
- Nothing,
indeed = E' only that a six such one stupid.
The
language
of the men
- I have
hunger = I have hunger
- I have
sleep = I have sleep
- They are
tired = Are tired
- Beautiful
dressed! = Beautiful gnocca!
- What there
e' that it does not go? = I do not see any perche' you are making one tragedy
- What there
e' that it does not go? = Which insignificant trauma psychological car-invented
you are fighting?
- What there
e' that it does not go? = Immagino that to make sex stanotte not if of it it
speaks...
- Si', appeals
to your hat cut to me = appealed to Me of piu' before
- Si', appeals
to your hat cut to me = null Cinquantamila Liras and e' not changed!
- We go
to the cinema? = it would appeal to to make sex to Me with you
- I can
carry to you outside to supper? = it would appeal to to make sex to Me with
you
- I can
call some time to you? = it would appeal to to make sex to Me with you
- I can
have the honor of a dance? = it would appeal to to make sex to Me with you
- It seems
stiff, I make a massage you? = I want to caress to You (would appeal to to make
sex to Me with you)
- they are
bored = You want to make sex with me?
- I love
You = Let make sex, now!
- I love
you too = Ok, I have said it, but hour we make of the sex!
- We speak
= I am trying to make a good impression on you so that you believe that they
are a deep person and perhaps then will consent to make sex with me.
- you will
marry to Me? = I want that he becomes illegal for you to go to bed with other
men.
- (while
purchases are made) appeal to more that other to Me = take one any of these
haul of dressed and are gone some to house!
