| ~* Blondes 101 *~ |
| 1) It's not nine inches!! 2) Never lean in to kiss the same guy at the same time... 3) They taste nasty! Oh, I know! 4) When you spill milk, move to pick up the glass! 5) Peppermint and orange juice dont go very well together... 6) ( takes a breath) OOOOO! 7) Chris, you dumbass! 8) Laugh when you bump heads 9) DONT TOUCH MY ASS! 10) If you're gonna walk crooked, walk crooked the opposite way! 11) There's a shelf on the ceiling! - Stop you're scaring me! 12) There's no guy at the window...thats an acorn! 13) Blue balls...? Oops, my bad! 14) It was fun while it lasted...right? 15) "You look like hookers!"- "Thank you!" 16) "You're skanks!"- "you have no idea..." 17) Two arms make an ass 18) No more water bottle fights in public 19) If you're gonna talk bad about someone, make sure theyre not behind you 20) Two blondes dont make a right 21) Dont compete over a jackass 22) This fucking sux!! 23) Try not to talk at the same time... 24) "When are you gonna kiss me?!!" 25) " I wanna fuck!" 26) I have a boyfirend?? ( not at this moment ) 27) Never snort riddilin 28) When you're writing an email, make sure your brother doesnt touch the computer...."Aprils fools!" 29) If you let a hott guy sneak in, make sure he brought something! 30) I wonder if he can bench press me! 31) If we are what we eat, Im fast, cheap, and easy 32) Im drunk! wanna take advanage of me? 33) Friends help you. Real friends help you move bodies. 34) Dont get your 2 year old brother stoned 35) Those are my kids- No theyre mine! 36) Pop the wrist! 37) Dont laugh when someone gets a conncusion 38) Stop talking about stuff you shouldnt 39) Anything for a lollipop! 40) Enough talk, lets fuck 41) Sniffin* markers |
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